Rohan Browning Debuts New Sleeve Tattoo As Early Negotiations Begin With The NRL
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
PUT HIM ON THE STING! Australian sprinter Rohan Browning has been photographed with some new bodily illustrations today, just hours after NRL...
Awwww Cute! Channel 7 Thinks People Will Keep Watching After The Olympics
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With all the grace of a dropped chicken nugget, Australian TV broadcaster Channel 7 has insisted on reminding viewers there will be...
This Summer’s Ashes Series In Doubt After England Express Concerns Over Situation In Australia
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The English Cricket Board has expressed their concerns over the safety of their players today as this summer's hotly-anticipated...
“What Have I Been Telling You Idiots???” Says Italian Mate After A Big Month Of Sporting Glory
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First Azzurri took out the Euros, but no one saw this Olympics medal haul on the horizon for Italy as well.
A prominent...
“She’s Gotta Be On The Roids” Says Big Strong Man Horribly Threatened By Female Athleticism
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Despite the fact that he lives in a state not currently affected by lockdowns, Betoota Heights man Boyd Calile (34) has down...
Pop Reverts Back To Becoming A Swimming Expert As He Does Every Four Years
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As audiences around the world tune into the confusingly named Tokyo 2020 Olympics, grandpas around Australia have swapped their golf cap for a...
Rest Of The World Tells Japan To Just Give Us The 100 Metres And Fuck Everything Else Off
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Despite the desperate need for a few wins in the midst of this pandemic, the rest of world has today finally snapped while...
Sydney Dad Really Struggling Through Lockdown With Only Wimbledon, Le Tour, Wallabies, Origin, Euros, NBA Finals, UFC, Boomers, Opals, British Open, AFL And The NRL On TV
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NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has just wrapped up the 11am daily press conference, in which she announced that her state has recorded 98...
V’Landys Spices Up 2021 Origin Series And Orders Refs To Call A ‘Next-Try-Wins’ At 80th Minute
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If you thought the blow-out point margins were exciting, wait until you see what the NRL has in store for you tonight.
Tonight's game...
Leichhardt Residents Forced To Let Off Flares Indoors While Celebrating Azzurri In Lockdown
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Italy's win against England on penalties at the final of the European Championship has seen days of celebrations amongst the nation's far-flung global...
