Confused Alfie Langer Says New Cricket Australia Job Came Out Of The Blue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A puzzled but excited Alfie Langer has today declared that he will do his best to bring the Australian cricket side to victory,...
NRL Clubs Rush To Sign Phipps After Public Urination Incident Hints To Possible Code Hop
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Wallabies and New South Wales Waratahs star Nick Phipps is today hot property for an array of different NRL Clubs, after the prominent...
Andrew Bogut Injured While Signing Contract With Sydney Kings
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Homecoming NBA star Andrew Bogut has reportedly been injured signing his contract with the Sydney Kings today with team doctors all but ruling...
Parramatta Getting Very Close To ‘Let’s Just Start Using Steroids’ Territory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Parramatta Eels are reportedly considering just doing illegal performance enhancing drugs and waiting to see how long it takes them to...
Dutton Spotted At Brisbane Airport Keeping Count Of Departing African Athletes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Minister of Home Affairs Peter Dutton has spent the last five hours at the departure gate of Brisbane international, signing off African Commonwealth...
Bruce McAvaney To Spearhead New Cricket Commentary Team As Seven Wins Broadcast Rights
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The unsinkable Bruce McAvaney has presented some of the highest-profile sporting events to grace the nation's sporting calendar.
They include...
Local Gay Man Hates To Say It But He Would Totally Go To Hell For Izzy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
One of Betoota's most prominent homosexuals, Jordie, has today declared that he'd gladly face a fundamentalist Christian afterlife if Israel Folau jumped the...
Commonwealth Games Cyclists Noisily Take Over Every Single Cafe In The Gold Coast
LEROY PERVICAL | Goldie | CONTACT
Commonwealth Games competitors residing at the athletes village have today come out in frustration of the games’ cyclists taking over the village cafe...
Professional Rugby League Player Goes Out For A Few Quiet Beers And Gets Home Safe
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Sports commentators say they are shocked by revelations coming out of Wollongong this week, after it was reported that NRL prodigy Brodie Bevan...
Michael Clarke Offers To Step In As Liberal Party Leader
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
With Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s 30-Newspoll losing streak dominating the headlines more than any of policies he’s introduced, former...
