Highlanders Join Cameroonian Athletes In Claiming Political Asylum After Loss To Waratahs
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The Immigration Minister is reportedly at breaking point this Sunday morning after nearly all of the Dunedin-based Highlanders Rugby Union...
27-Year-Old Country Footy Player Shows Up To Interleague Training In U16’s Rep Guernsey
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An ageing Jordan Blayne blew a group of grown men away last night after turning up to interleague training...
Aaron Woods’ Lesser Known Brother, Keegan Woods, Announced As Pre-Origin Entertainment
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In a shock announcement by the NRL, it has been today confirmed that the Canberra DJ duo Peking Duk have been locked in as...
What? Why?!
The state Of Queensland is in shock today, after the news that Origin legend Cameron Smith will be retiring immediately for reasons yet unknown.
Cameron...
“Okay, Twiggy. We’re Listening” Says Australian Rugby
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Following a controversial week for the Australian rugby union brand, loyalists of the game are now putting all their...
7 Photos Of Robert Smerdon That Make You Say “That Bloke Looks Like He Dopes Racehorses”
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As reported earlier today, prominent Victorian horse trainer Robert Smerdon has been banned for life for the "systematic doping" of more than 100 race...
Drunk Pensioners In Front Bar Of North Sydney Pub Apparently Thinking About Buying Manly
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After weeks of off-field drama and poor on-field performances, the Manly Sea Eagles have been kicked while they are down, as it appears...
37-Year-Old NRL Player Tossing Up Between Retirement Or 3-Year Contract With The Titans
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A late-30s professional rugby league player has now reached that point in his career where he has to choose between an immediate retirement,...
Suncorp Stadium To Serve Brussels Sprouts At Origin
It’s been revealed today the State Of Origin bosses have struck a deal which will see brussels sprouts served at Origin 3 at Suncorp...
NBA Chat Enjoys Brief Renaissance In Local WhatsApp Group During Playoffs
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Four of the sixteen members of a local WhatsApp group have seemingly hijacked discussion in the thread today, polluting it...
