“Haha, Do We Still Own Them?” Says Prince Charles During PNG Weightlifting
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The ongoing effects of colonialism and British rule appeared lost on our visiting Royal yesterday, after he completely forgot that the island nation...
Last Surviving Member Of The 1948 ‘Invincibles’ Teases Test Comeback
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In a selfless act of charity, one of the greatest top order batsmen the nation will ever produce has toyed with the idea...
Warner Cops Another 12 Months For Wearing Cashmere Sweater Around His Neck
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As controversial batsman David Warner continues to weigh up whether he will appeal the sanctions placed upon him for the infamous ball-tampering scandal, the Australian...
Israel Folau ‘Devastated’ To Learn Childhood Hero Peter Allen Is Currently In Hell
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The close-knit Waratah's team has thrown their support behind teammate Israel Folau this today as he comes to terms with the fact that...
Marketing Executive At Australian Rugby Relaxes After Another Hard Day Of Doing Fuck All
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Putting his Hush Puppies up on the desk, it's almost 3 pm and Bruce McSpanner-Taylor can almost smell knock-off.
He's...
Allan Border: “All This Healthy Display Of Emotion Sickens And Concerns Me”
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Arguably the toughest man in the fabled history of Australian cricket has broken his silence over the ball-tampering saga...
“Fair” Says Popular Wrist-Spinner Who Copped A 12-Month Ban For Taking Banned Diet Pill
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A well-known and outspoken former wrist-spinner has told reporters today that he feels the punishment handed down to ball-tampers...
Sports Journos Furious They Wasted ‘Darkest Day In Sport’ On Made-Up Bikie Peptide Ring
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Australia's ex-half-decent-athletes-turned-half-decent-journalists are today kicking themselves, after being reminded that they wasted the 'darkest day in sport' title on a briefly hysterical drug...
Turnbull Has Ball-Tampering, Reverse Swing Explained To Him By Brett Lee
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The Prime Minister is expected to weigh into the ball-tampering controversy this evening as pressure mounts on the cricket...
Cricketers Apologise To Nation For Getting Caught Cheating
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"If we got a better pay deal, we might've actually been able to afford real sandpaper," he said.
"But that's...
