Local Vegan Plans To Send You Some Links That Will Explain It Better
30 March, 2016. 15:10
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Local vegan Jamie Hemmant feels like he isn't doing a good enough job of explaining his...
Betoota Expectant Mother Worried Airport Expansion Will Harm Her Unborn Child
24 March, 2016. 10:39
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THE GROUND HAS BEEN BROKEN and construction has started on the controversial expansion of Betoota Airport,...
Town Divided Over Which Disgusting Shopping Plaza Should Host Transport Office
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Local mayor, Councillor Keith Carton has today announced a brief setback in the installation of new Transport Office downtown.
Speaking...
District Man Has A Lot Of Teeth For A Smart Cunt
22 March, 2016. 11:34
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HE'S OFTEN QUICK WITH the jokes or to bludge one of your smokes, leaving many local...
Local Dad Begins Racist Tirade By Explaining That He Has Plenty Of Black Friends
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Local accountant, Dion Macey is not racist because he has plenty of black friends, he has confirmed.
Shortly before, and...
The Plan To Help Generation Y Buy A Home In Sydney
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SYDNEY NEEDS TO BE less desirable and more dangerous according to a new political party hell bent on helping...
Degenerate Boyfriend Declares Aesop Shampoo Makes For Decent Enough Body Wash
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Local man, Charlie Belmont arrives at work each morning smelling like coconut and murumuru butters - and it has nothing...
Australian Living In London Hasn’t Found Himself Yet; Not Ready To Come Home
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THE LAST THING STEPHEN VICKER slid into the top of his suitcase was Paul Kelly's Greatest Hits.
A couple months...
West Wyalong Man Couldn’t Give A Fuck About Who’s Marrying Who In Darlinghurst
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"THEY'RE NOT GOING TO be tongue-kissing and jerking each other off beside the fencing supplies down at my local...
Local Divorcee Has No One To Stop Him From Firing Up The Weber In Bed
9 March, 2016. 11:15
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Recently divorced local man, Brad Paisley, says barbecuing in bed is in his top five most favourite...
