Impulsive Friday Blow-Out Ruins Whatever Girlfriend Had Planned For Saturday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
WAKING UP EARLY ON SATURDAY afternoon, 29-year-old Carter Stephens didn't feel like doing much - in fact, he doesn't feel...
Local Bikies Don’t Have The Heart To Expose Friendly Undercover Cop
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
None of the members of local bikie gang the Betoota Brotherhood MC have the heart to tell Sgt Matt Southwell, of...
Not Even 2016 Budget Can Drown Out The Howls Of Burning Refugees Inside Dutton’s Head
4 May, 2016 13:15
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In case you haven't heard, last night our Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison handed down his first budget, unveiling a plan to save...
Report: Watching An Entire Episode Of Ellen Is The Pinnacle Of Unemployment
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Local woman, Ashley Mapusua, says six straight days of watching the Ellen Show is enough for even the most uninspired jobseeker.
After a...
Local RSL Refuses To Relocate Open-Air Toilet From Pokies Room
28 April, 2016 18:15
MERV HARRIS | Culture | CONTACT
There are reports this afternoon from the Betoota RSL that the open-air toilets in the club's pokie room is...
Local Man’s War Against Capitalism On Hold Until He Reports His Earnings To Centrelink
27 April, 2016 09:35
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33-year-old Marrickville man, Ryan Minto, has put his dreams of smashing the bourgeoisie on hold, until he can prove he...
Local Creep Stands A Bit Too Close In Otherwise Empty Row Of Urinals
13 April, 2016. 10:15
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In a bizarre turn, a local man chose to stand immediately next to another man at a row...
Local man plans to put new stomach staples to the test over dinner
12 April, 2015. 17:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
KNOWN NOW TO his mates as "Staple Man", a North Betootanese network engineer said this morning...
Local Machine Hammers Entire Bootload Of Groceries In One Trip
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local woman, Deborah Farrah (45) has stunned neighbours today by transporting $300 worth of groceries from the boot of her...
Local Milf Signs On For Second Season Of Teenage Neighbour’s Wet Dreams
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Local Milf, Catrina Deardan (41) is completely unaware that she is the sole reason her teenage son's schoolmates are having extra...
