“Stop The Boats” Says Man With Four Empty Investment Properties
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Local baby boomer, Berrick Daley (64) says that he votes for whichever major party is toughest on asylum seekers.
"We can talk about gay...
Baby Boomers Glad They Won’t Miss Anything When They Take Entire Planet With Them
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Local Baby Boomers, James and Mary Grant (both 65) say that their looming mortality is not a concern, because they aren't going...
Waleed Aly hangs picture of monologue godfather John Oliver above bed
21 June, 2016. 14:34
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RANTALISM IS THE FLAVOUR of the month in world journalism at the moment - and there's...
Dad Knows What A Real Biff Looks Like
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Despite the fact that two of his three sons have actually spent time in holding cells for punching on, local dad, Greg...
Hungover Urine Probably Dark Enough To Warrant A Full Flush
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THERE IS A CERTAIN AROMA to urine that's gone stale inside a person, it usually smells like Tooheys White Stag passed...
Friendly Bloke Who Volunteered To Drive On Footy Bus Trip About To Have A Horrible Weekend
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A friendly local Christian man, Andy Sinoto, is about to experience the worst 24 hours of his life, it has been confirmed.
As...
Family Vacates Living Room To Leave Dad Alone With His Denzel Movie
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Local dad, Bruce Tattersall has spent the last hour and a half shouting at the television, it has been confirmed.
While sitting upright in...
Chinese Take-Away Rated Most Viable Industry In Western Queensland
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Australia's world-renowned Outback Chinese restaurants have today been rated as the most viable industry in Western Queensland, according to a recent...
REPORT: Referring To Parents By Their First Name Is Creepy And Weird
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A new study by the University of Queensland has found that people who only use first names when referring to their...
Flashbacks Of Horrifying D&M With Stranger Are Haunting Man This Afternoon
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The squad began lighting him up on the group chat before the sun came up.
Not because he made an...
