Local Mum Thoroughly Impressed By Teenage Son’s Homemade Bunsen Burner
5 August, 2016 10:15
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Local mum, Deidre Colley (48) is thoroughly impressed by her 17-year-old son Braiden's homemade bunsen burner, it has been...
Dad Expecting Daughter Gently Steers Wife Away From Long List Of Names Belonging To Old Roots
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Local man, Jordan Javesa (36) is struggling to tell his wife, Angela, that the list of favourite baby names that she has chosen...
Girlfriend’s Gay Best Friend Throwing The Type Of Chat That Gets Straight Men In A Lot Of Trouble
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Local straight man Big Troy can't believe some of the wild remarks his girlfriend's gay best friend has been getting away with.
While tagging...
Local Dad Mercilessly Heckles Hungover Waiter During Family Breakfast
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Local Dad Ken Gillespie (59) is really enjoying giving it to the hungover waiter at a family breakfast this morning, it has...
Local soft boy needs two hands on the pliers to cut plain wire
17 July, 2016. 12:45
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GRAPPLING HIS 10-INCH CRESCENTS like he's holding a cricket bat, a North Betoota sissy has embarrassed himself...
Tortured High Schooler Not Even Sure What Triggers His Erections Anymore
12 July, 2016. 10:05
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Local teenager, Ed Harper can't stand up right now.
For fear of being asked by his English teacher to help...
Poor Old Evan Forced To Take Own Cousin To His Formal
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THOUGH HE USUALLY does most of his self-loathing from the comfort of his own bedroom, local sad case Evan Bellmonty...
Two mates softly embrace after learning they’re tunnel buddies
8 July, 2016. 12:34
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IN WHAT STARTED OFF AS just a casual catch-up drink at their local watering hole, two...
Local Man Responds To “How Ya Going?” With Disgusting Update On Haemorrhoid
7 July, 2016. 11:35
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Colleagues of Rowen Giddens at Betoota Accountancy were left in stunned silence this morning after Mr Giddens...
Local Blackfella Hasn’t Forgotten What Pauline Hanson Said About Him In 1996
6 July, 2016. 10:35
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Local Betoota Blackfella, Ian Fischer (28) says he still hasn't forgotten the things Pauline Hanson said him in...
