“They Can’t Run Without Heads!” Yells Antisocial Local Dad During U10s Match
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After guiding the Mighty Dolphins under 10s to their eighth premiership in a row, club veteran and Betoota Mayor,...
Local Punter Doesn’t Know What Q&A Is, But Barnesy Better Play Some Of His Old Stuff
19 September, 2016 17:35
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Tonight will mark the first time that local panel beater, Tony Manakis (48) hasn't watched the ABC since they had...
Man finds himself saying ‘fucking cyclists’ every time he gets behind the wheel
17 September, 2016. 16:45
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JOINING ARTHUR TALLON ON HIS morning commute was stressful enough, but what came out of his...
Local Degenerate A Bit Excited By The Idea Of Strangers Looking At His Brazzers History
8 September, 2016. 10:15
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Local degenerate, Tyler Watson (35) isn't really worried that nearly 800,000 Brazzers subscribers have had their...
Mum Makes The ‘Run For Your Life’ Facial Expression As Dad Fires Up Boring Political Rant
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Local mum, Olivia Mundey (58) has made a subtle attempt to show solidarity with her adult children, as husband...
Tipsy White-Jeans Cougar At The Mooloolaba Surf Club Wants To Know Your Exact Height
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Celeste 'Cece' Carter always opens with the same line.
"You know, I have a son about your age," she'd say...
Betoota Races Soured After Mayor Is Caught Shelving Goey Into Prize Racehorse
28 August, 2015 10:30
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The Betoota races, held over two days in our far-western Queensland town about 33 kilometres north of the South...
Shock As Man Riding A Horse Wearing A Pair Of RM Williams Riding Boots
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DOUG PARSONS IS THE TYPE of bloke who'd walk into any pub down in the big smoke and light...
Good Bloke Lets His Mate Finish Highly-Exaggerated Story That He Was Also Involved In
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Despite the fact that Ted knows Benji is blatantly geeing up his run-in with the Fortitude Valley police last...
App to prevent ‘accidental incest’ proves a hit with West Queenslanders
6 August, 2016. 10:34
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THE RISK OF WEST QUEENSLANDERS ACCIDENTLY sleeping with a relative or 'family friend' is apparently high...
