Local Papou Says Greece Has Needed Their Own Donald Trump For A While Now
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Despite arriving in Australia as a post-war migrant in the mid-1960s, a local Greek-Australian grandfather says that he...
Snow falls in Betoota this morning
10 November, 2016. 11:34
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AN INCH OF SNOW blanketed Betoota for the first time in recorded history today.
A severe weather...
Weird Lull Between Footy And Cricket Results In Deeply Personal Conversations About Life
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The brief four-week lull between the conclusion of both the AFL and NRL football seasons and the start of Summer cricket has...
Local Dad Confirms Brutal Mid Life Crisis By Rocking Flat Brim Like It’s No Big Deal
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Some men of 'that age' buy a sports car, some buy a drumkit. Some land themselves a new job, or wife. Others get...
Even These Hardened Bush Footy Boys Think ‘Toxic’ By Britney Spears Is A Fucking Track
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EVEN THOUGH HE JUST RECEIVED a life ban from every licensed establishment in Quilpie, bar Billy's Nyngan-style Chinese Eatery,...
Local Greek Asks Girls If They’ve Got Any Greek In Them, And If They Would Like Some
26 October 2016. 10:25
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Local Greek, Toolio Runamakas has made a wild assumption that the two girls standing at the bar of the South...
High School Invites Bartenders To Speak To Year 12 Class About Perils Of Studying Theatre
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Eliott Franklin's afternoon routine hasn't changed a whole lot since he graduated top of his class in theatre history...
Rockhampton Man Visiting Chinese Joint In The City Asks Staff For Knife, Fork And Spoon
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It was a small step for Marshall Bradey to agree to dine at his now local Chinese restaurant, but it...
Local Farmer Still Fantasises About Getting His Fucking Hands On Paul Keating
11 October 2016. 15:25
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Renowned Western Queensland grazier, Roger Tully (74) still can't help think about all the sadistic things he...
Cluey uni student uses Brita filter jug to retrieve goon back from her vomit
11 October, 2016. 17:45
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BEING A STUDENT IS HARD, especially when you need to shield yourself from your bleak future...
