Local Dad Talks About His Childhood In The Bush Like It Was In War-Torn Syria
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Despite the fact that he grew up in very similar socio-economic circumstances to the ones he provided his own children with, local...
Office Morale Lifts After 2nd-Hand Sandwich Press Appears In Lunch Room
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Terry Cranston was ready to quit his soul-destroying job as a customer service officer when a seemingly second-hand sandwich press arrived...
Powering Through A Medium-Rare Chicken Parmigiana Last Night Comes Back To Haunt Local Man
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He was already annoyed at having to work on a Saturday, but things were about to get a whole lot...
STAFF XMAS PARTY: Local Man About 3 Craft Beers Away From Alluding To Cocaine
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Even though it's Monday, the Brightley Lawyers Christmas Party is as boozy as an awkward staff event can be.
Booking out a local rooftop...
Verbally Abusing Bar Staff Best Way To Convince Them That You Aren’t Too Drunk
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ROCKING UP TO A pub he's never been to before, Dale Edridge joined four other mates as they ventured...
Report: Plastic Tip Of Zooper Dooper Probably Just Going To Be Left In The Sink
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A recent report from both the CSIRO and Australian Bureau Of Statistics has found that the top of the Zooper Dooper is...
150-Year-Old Pub On Last Warning For Noise After Waking Up Echo (3) And Atticus (1)
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The Lord Kidman Hotel, located in the inner-Betoota suburb of Roma Hills, has been fined for not taking into account the fact that...
Local man claims wife has been doing ‘Mannequin Challenge’ in bedroom for 20 years
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Rob Denton, a 63-year-old married man, has today claimed that his wife of 40 years, Camilla, did the first mannequin challenge over...
Plain-Clothed Gold Coast Cop Blends Into The Youth With Trendy Denim Shorts And Polo Outfit
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THOUGH THE BABY-FACED PUBLIC servant is well into his twenties, Constable Damien Longshanks from the Broadbeach LAC has chosen his...
Entitled Millennial Slowly Discovering What It Was Like To Be A Cricket Fan In The 80s
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His parents finally felt safe to bring a child into this world when they saw the sea of Berliners...
