Cyclist Forced To Overtake Inconsiderate Driver From The Inside During Peak Hour
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Local cyclist, Anthony Loveridge (45) says inconsiderate drivers are plaguing his people.
"We feel unsafe all the time. They never let us in,...
Charity Pest Ignored By His Own Mum At Train Station
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Imagine being ignored by your own mother. The person who brought you into this world. Imagine her looking at you, pretending like...
Bloke Puffs Himself Up A Bit After Seeing Another Bloke Approach In The Dark
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Striding home with a gut full of piss sloshing around in his tummy, West Betootanese apprentice carpenter Ellis Liston...
Office Manager With ID On New Official Lanyard Feeling Powerful Beyond Measure
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Norris Walters spent decades feeling like a beta man but his fortunes changed when he landed a job with a swipe pass...
Recently Single Mate Not Fooling Anyone After Booking South America Trip To ‘See The Sights’
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According to the financial services industry, the more a young creative professional spends on a South American holiday, the...
Opinionated Loser Blames Political Correctness For Lack Of Australia Day Party Options
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Local patriot, Sherman Burgent, says his poor interpersonal skills have nothing to do with the fact that he hasn't...
Impressive Wheelies On The Rise Amongst Aboriginal Youth In Remote Communities
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Australia's beleaguered Aboriginal communities are particularly vulnerable to an array of social issues, however, nothing compares to the rise...
Wedding Now In Doubt After Bride-To-Be Fails To Notch Triple Digits On Engagement Pic
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In what can only be described as a complete an utter embarrassment to both family names, recently-engaged South Betoota forensic accountant, Molly...
Bar Staff Rush To Help Man Whose Hands Are Obviously Too Tiny To Carry Four Schooners At Once
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When Bob Hawke explained to parliament in 1988 that the most emasculating thing a bloke could do is ask...
Bloke Who Started Selling Sourdough In Country Town Thinks He’s Jamie Fucking Oliver
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Basic foods with a pretentious twist are being offered at extortionate prices on Betoota's main street as a fast talking blow-in from South...
