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Sweet Young Florist Absolutely Fleeces Unprepared Male Customer Like She’s Christopher Skase

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local bloke, Ed Moore (27) is of the understanding that an individual rose always costs $65 per stem. "Jesus, I don't why we...

Student Lies To Herself And Says She’ll Wake Up Early And Finish Assignment

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rather than putting the finishing touches on her last essay of the semester, Daniella Sawkins elected to head out...

Legend Pulling Cones In Middle Of Vibrant House Party Definitely Running From Something

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the fact that his friend's house party is well and truly pumping, Brad Miller (20) has decided to find a table...

Local Dad Makes Quick Dash To Get The Car Ready After Watching ‘Lion’ With The Family

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 68-year-old fibreglass swimming pool builder, Glenn Hardman has left his two adult children and wife in the lobby of his local cinema...

Touching! This small town came together to murder ‘unpopular’ local resident

8 February, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On the first of August last year, the body of a retired teacher and former scoutmaster...

Bloke Who Arrived At Pub After Kitchen Closed Now Eyeing Off Free Lamingtons In Pokie Room

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Arriving at the pub at 8:45 was not a good move for Sydney man, Charlie McCarthy (29). After a late client meeting, he...

Bloke’s handwriting is so appalling he gave up trying to spell correctly years ago

7 February, 2016. 16:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There was a time in Sam Grotley's life when he used to care about his handwriting,...

Unfiltered White Ox Rollie Confirms Dodgy Landscaper Has Spent Some Time In The Pen

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of Betoota roadside council workers have today concluded that the older bloke who has been put in charge of...

Grown man still thinks it’s appropriate to have that t.A.t.U poster above his bed

6 February, 2016. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When leasing agent Lisa Ackorn found herself stumbling into Kevin Foster's bedroom early on Saturday morning, she...

Insurance Analyst, (40), Ready To Get Fucked Up After Listening To Old DMX Playlist

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local insurance analyst, Luke Maestri, has spent the morning remembering the good old days when he and his mates would drink 660ml...

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