90% Of Baby Boomer Social Media Activity Based Around Calling People Bludgers
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Local Baby Boomer, John Gorman, has been using social media for approximately 18 months.
In that time, 90% of his...
Local Man Develops Glaucoma While Reading Changes To The Therapeutic Goods Act
29 January, 2016 10:30
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A 42-year-old Queensland man has been suddenly stricken with a strong case of glaucoma whilst reading amendments to the Therapeutic...
Australian Hip-Hop Artist In Hospital After Gang-Related Drive-By Coward Punch
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PROMINENT BLUE MOUNTAINS MC Lil KoneKunt was rushed to hospital in the early hours of this morning after becoming the...
Job Application Ruined By Hotmail Account From 2003
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Local man, James Wells (27), will not be making it through to the second round of interviews in his most recent application for...
Western Queensland NBN Internet Speeds Now Two Times Faster Than Australia Post
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The former Prime Minister looked the Diamantina Shire mayor in the eye, shook his hand and lied to him.
In a part of the...
Local Kid Ready To Burn Entire Fucking School Down After Accidentally Calling Teacher ‘Mum’
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Local kid Archie Sinclair is currently fantasising about different ways to burn his entire primary school down with everyone still inside it.
These...
Local Man Doing Really Good Job Of Hiding Crippling Hangover Today
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Local man, Fraser Cassidy, is just about to begin the second meeting of his busy day today. Later tonight, he has to endure a...
Local Man Disappointed To Learn Hot Chick At Work Reads Predestrian.tv
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Local man, Shaun Jackson, says he is "pretty cut" after learning that his hot coworker Kelly is actually a full blown...
Can Someone Please Help Mum Change Her Photo? She’s Been Asking For A While Now
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Although she refuses to admit it, local mum Annette Sawyer has needed help updating her Facebook profile for over three months now.
In...
Tony Windsor rides time on Bone Crusher
10 February, 2016. 15:34
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FORMER INDEPENDENT MEMBER FOR New England Tony Windsor has ridden time on one of the most...
