Scorned Local Woman Finally Ready To Start Talking To Other Men About Her Ex
20 January, 2016 14:05
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After her first taste of dating since breaking up with her fiancé of three years, Kylie Burns says finally being...
“Look Babe, There’s Plenty More Fish In the Sea… And Most Of Them Have Much Tidier Rigs”
14 January, 2016 10:45
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Between tubs of chocolate ice cream and light-hearted Will Ferrell comedies, Samantha Hendry is trying her very best to comfort...
Local Dad Successfully Blames Unusual Internet Usage On Teenage Son
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Chuffed local man, Andrew Morris has spoken to The Betoota Advocate today about what he describes a "fucking close call".
When confronted by...
Local Grandpa Says David Bowie Is The Reason He No Problem With The Gays
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72-year-old retired railway worker, Bruce Goddard says that until he and his mates discovered the music of David Bowie - they were...
Newlywed Vigilantly Monitors The Likes On Her 10-Minute-Old Wedding Photo
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Ellie Keaton-Mcgrath has been married for just over 25 minutes, and despite the fact she is now surrounded by her closest family and...
Barnaby Joyce Tweets Disturbing Selfie During Visit To Flooded QLD Channel Country
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FOR THE FIRST TIME since 2010, Queensland's Channel Country has flooded, news that was brought to the world via the...
Report: There’s Actually Like A Whole Week Between Christmas And NYE
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While caught in the midst of a four week holiday break from work, Georgina Lorigan says she has lost complete track of...
Local Dad Forced To Drop Son From Backyard Cricket Side Just Days Before Cousins Arrive
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LOCAL FATHER-OF-THREE, Chris Richards has had to make the painstaking decision to drop his most timid son, Andrew (14), from the family's backyard side,...
Local Man Struggling To Give A Fuck About Coworker’s Drunken Confessions
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Local man, Toby Lockyer has found himself in the least desirable seat at this particular staff party.
While enjoying an open bar at a local...
Bouncer Behaving Pretty Much Exactly Like The People He’s Kicking Out
16 December, 2015 17:45
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Local nightclub bouncer, Roddy Blake, spent a good part of last night forcefully removing patrons from the venue he...
