Astrology Girl Now A Myers Briggs Woman
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local astrology girl has this week made the natural progression every birth chart analyst takes - she is...
Local Nurse Forgets It’s Not Socially Acceptable To Compliment Someone’s Veins Outside Of A Hospital
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local nurse has today forgotten that there are some things best left to the hospital, after making some...
Bondi Bloke Who Once Ate A Pinger He Found On The Bar Floor Browses Back Of Cereal Packet For GMOs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal bloke Brendan Buchaneon considers his body a work of art. In fact, he thinks everything about himself is...
Advertising Guru Behind Life Insurance Ad Appears To Have Never Heard A Real Human Conversation Before
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAn advertising manager from Boost Agency has shown his true colours this afternoon, by making it pretty obvious that...
Local Dad Incurs Wrath From Wife After Cracking Open A Packet Of Chips 15 Minutes Before Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local dad has last night copped an absolut walloping after failing to exert enough patience to wait a...
Woman Struggling To Sleep Browses Facebook To See Which High School Bullies Have Married Poorly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman struggling to sleep has found herself doing a bi annual checkup on her former classmates, though not...
Party House On The Hunt For New Roomie Attempt To Subtly Work Out If Applicants Are 420 Friendly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA group of party animals have today tried to figure out which housemate applicants are ‘fun’, through a series...
Kind Hearted Nan Helpfully Reports That She Had A Much Smaller Waistline When She Was Your Age
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has copped some unsolicited comments about her body today, and not from a bloke this time.
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Teenager Forced To Deal With ‘Cash’ After Getting Birthday Card From Nanna
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWhile attempting to enjoy the first birthday that really stings you in the ribs, the freshly 17 Bradley Booth was forced to deal...
Karaoke Bar Confirms That Craig David Had Quite A Lot More Than One Or Two Songs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A local karaoke bar has reportedly been hiding the extensive Craig David collection that proves the ‘00s R&B artist really had a lot...
