‘I’m An Empath’ Says Woman Who Can Read Facial Expressions And Tone Just Like A Normal Human
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who has shown signs of having basic emotional intelligence has today announced that she in fact, equipped...
Weirdo Greenie Housemate Asks If You Can Leave The Bathwater In For Their Turn
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Grove woman has today had a rather uncomfortable encounter with a new roommate, who she’d initially brought...
Irish Workmate Really Playing Down How Fucking Maggot He Is Going To Be A Couple Hours From Now
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St Paddy's day is here and thousands of Australia's Irish have worn their most durable drinking boots to work today.
St Patrick's Day is...
Woman In Her Twenties Who Still Hasn’t Gotten Her Licence Relieved To Have Another Excuse Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA 26 year old woman who’s sick of defending herself for not having a licence is beyond thrilled with...
Gold Coast Experiences Brief Lull In Pub Fights As Bali Opens Up To International Visitors Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some lighter news, the city of fake boobs and tribal tatts has experienced a lull in bar brawls...
Controversial Mother In Law Defends Plans To Wear ‘A Very Light Shade Of Cream’ To The Wedding
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA mother in law has truly outdone herself this week by going out of her way to put a...
Several Short Lived Relationships Causes Woman To Conclude That It’s Best To Keep Things Private
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local millennial has today finally learned that it might not be a good idea to share every detail...
Local BMX Track Gets Overcrowded As Fuel Prices Force Kawasaki Kings To Break Out The Mongoose
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A cacophony of whizzing tires and loud expletives is humming on the outskirts of town this afternoon, as the local Betoota...
Cold Hearted Phone Rep From Insurance Company Nowhere Near As Nice As They Are In The Ads
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As the unenviable task of trying to get on with things continues for members of flood-affected communities, a reminder about our insurance companies...
Defeated Woman Questions Her Intelligence After Multiple Failed Attempts To Lower Venetian Blinds
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA relatively intelligent woman has today questioned her intelligence after failing to work out the correct pulling combination to...
