“Who The Fuck Is Fezco?” Asks Bloke In Female-Heavy Workplace
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact***This article contains spoilers about Euphoria Season 2, Episode 9***
With war and floods taking over the baton for this...
Freedom Convoy Protestor Hopes The Government He Refuses To Recognise Can Avoid War In Ukraine
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT
A self-described “free-thinker” who has spent the last month protesting Government intervention has gone quiet on social media this week, happy...
Woman Unsure If Drama Filled Relationship Is ‘Passionate’ Or They’re Just Extremely Incompatible
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman has today begun to question if her relationship is meant to be, after finding herself embroiled in...
Ascot Mum Knows There’s Worse Things Going On But This Weather Is A Nightmare For Her Hair
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA mum from Ascot has today formally announced that she’s absolutely sick of this ‘terrible weather’ after failing to...
Distant Friend Of New Parents Ambitiously Refers To Herself As ‘Aunty’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
New mum Lauren Kamleh didn’t know that the arrival of her newborn baby daughter would come with an additionally...
Local Dad Visibly Anxious Walking Into Hardware Store With Sparkling Fresh Joggers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A nervous Dad was seen tip-toeing into a West Betoota hardware store this morning, ashamed to be seen in public wearing...
Bachelor Shopping Online For Clothes Wonders What Fictional Girlfriend Would Think Of This Outfit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local Bachelor is struggling to update his wardrobe today, unable to commit to buying a large online cart of clothes...
Scotty Accidentally Trips And Squashes Last Remaining Thylacine While Campaigning In Rural Tassie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
While embarking on what was described as ‘an urgent conservation photo-op’ on the island of Tasmania, Scotty from Marketing...
Facebook Virologist Now A Facebook Geopolitics Professor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Facebook virologist has pivoted into an entirely new career direction, with their constant barrage of posts now entering...
Meet Brendo, The Next Bloke In Line To Lead United Australia If The Spicy Cough Takes Down Clive
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Mining billionaire and prominent election meddler Clive Palmer has taken to hospital by ambulance this afternoon, after admitting to Covid-like symptoms earlier this...
