“Ahh Fuck It” Says Lactose Intolerant Mate Staring Through Glass At Thick Double Caramel Sludge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWhen it comes to common food related allergies and intolerances, there tends to be a pattern.
For gluten sufferers, going...
Woman Paralysed With Performance Anxiety After Roommate Ventures Into Kitchen Mid Cooking Session
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman has tonight found herself freezing in terror after her roomate dared to venture into the kitchen while...
Supportive Local Woman Has Been Ready To Hate Bestie’s New Ex For Years
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Taylor Swift just earned herself a couple of fresh streams as a relationship ended in the Betoota Flight Path district earlier today.
The relationship...
Teenager’s Pathetic ‘Call Of Duty’ Addiction Might Actually Come In Handy Over Next Few Years
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactDespite being the butt of every family joke for the past few years, local teen Nick Ford now finds...
Local Girl Who Only Just Started To Get Into Home Decor Stunned By Price Of Embroidered Cushions
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs local woman Kirstie Janic finds herself happily scrolling through bedsheets on Etsy, she’s struck with the sudden thought...
Sudden Arrival Of Crush Sees Woman Quietly Slip Into Feral Pub Toilet To Rearrange Boobs Higher
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A local woman has showcased her greatest magic trick yet, by creating cleavage out of nothing - or ‘mosquito...
Local Woman Who Had To Suffer Through Hideous Steel Braces Stares Daggers At Little Sister’s Clear Teeth Aligners
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA simmering jealousy between siblings has today reached boiling point, after the youngest daughter was seen sporting a pair...
Gaslighting Nonna Who Constantly Complains You No Eat Enough Also Thinks You Puttona Weight
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has been left feeling quite emotionally manipulated by someone she least expected, causing her to question her memory and...
Ageing Millennial Still Holding Hope For The Skins Style House Party She Didn’t Get In High School
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In 2007, a British TV show took the world by storm, giving the teen drama genre a much needed shakeup by addressing...
Local Girl Finally Realises Her Jane Austen Dreams As Boyfriend Pops On A Billowing Linen Shirt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local girl has today finally realised her Jane Austen dreams, after successfully talking her boyfriend into purchasing an...
