3rd Round Job Interview Inspires Local Girl To Start Filling Up Online Cart With Chic New Work Wardrobe
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
An ambitious career-girl is enjoying a long online shopping session this evening, excited by the fact she soon may have a...
Bushie Cousin Arrives At Beach In Exact Same Kit He Wears Out West Except For Waterproof Sandals
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As we close in on the first quarter of the year, some families are opting to get their Easter celebrations out of the...
“Haha April Fools!!!” Says Bloke Retreating Back To Friend Zone After Opening Up To Soul Mate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local bloke has today come up with a foolproof plan should he face rejection, by asking out his...
Compassionate Employer Grants All Wests Tigers Fans A Flexi-Friday After Last Night’s Abomination
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The last factory in Betoota Heights that still manufactures things has been praised for a random act of kindness today.
The Lickiss &...
Young Parents Inform The World That They Have Too Much Money By Purchasing Brand Name Baby Shoes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local Betoota Heights couple has been accused of making too much money this week, after it was discovered...
Local Girl’s Dream Of Marrying Celeb Crush Ruined By ‘Personal Life’ Category On Wikipedia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAfter binge watching the second season of Bridgerton, local woman Gemma Bloomfield finds herself harbouring some very sinful thoughts...
Local Woman Still Too Bitter About The Final Season To Give Two Shits About The House Of The Dragon
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs news spreads of the official release date for Game of Thrones prequel ‘The House of the Dragon', one...
Sadistic Gym Owner Makes Sure To Place Hip Abduction Machine In Area With Most Foot Traffic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA sadistic gym owner has today taken it one step too far, by placing a rather embarrassing piece of...
Guy Offered Free Pinger By Dealer Completely Unaware He Is The Canary In The Mineshaft
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTLocal drug purchaser Joseph Johns (22) has tasted the rarest of fruits today as his drug dealer issued him with a free ecstasy...
Local Man Attempts To Avoid All Eye Contact Whilst Doing Physio Prescribed Clamshells In The Gym
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAfter spending 30 years living on planet earth, Cameron Barnett understands there is a short list of activities that one does...
