Lone Town Doctor Identifies Last Weekend’s Charity Ball As Ground Zero For April Superspreader Event
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Residents of Betoota are struggling to secure a doctor's appointment this week, as the town struggles to come to grips with...
Limp Bundle of Broccolini A Friendly Reminder Of How Delusional Local Man Was During Monday’s Grocery Run
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Tired, off-colour, and worst of all, limp, a wilted bundle of Broccolini appears to be an ironic representation of a man’s...
Local Girl Calling Mum About Netflix Password Offered 18 Combinations Of What It Could Be
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local girl has today almost lost her shit, after trying to get into her mum’s Netflix account on her new computer.
It’s alleged...
Local Girl’s ‘Comfort Movies’ Actually Not That Comfortable To Watch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough most people prefer to watch wholesome movies such as Harry Potter when they’re hungover, local woman Hannah Shearston appears to find solace...
Office Worker Sporting New Exercise Ball Far Too Proud To Admit This Isn’t Gonna Work Long Term
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Local city man Hugh Brooks is currently grimacing through the working afternoon.
More so than usual.
Not because he's been lumped with extra...
Local Bloke Bonds With Teenage Nephew By Showing Him All The Eminem Songs That Still Horrify Gran
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local millennial has today been able to pass on the baton to his teen nephew, by introducing him to the songs that...
Fantasy Of Living In Victorian Era High Society Ruined As Woman Remembers They All Had Syphilis And Stunk Like Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMuch like most every twenty something woman, Jacqui Grimley devoured the second season of Bridgerton the minute it came...
Reluctant Vego Begs Doctor To Tell Her She Needs To Boost Her Iron Levels
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Shara Bishop wants to be a vegetarian. Really, she does.
Well, actually she’d like to be a vegan, but that would require...
Local Cougar Informs Handsome Chippy That She’s A Bit Of A Stud Finder Herself
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local mum has kindly offered some assistance to a handsome twenty something chippy today, after spotting him using...
Torrential Rain Good Enough Reason To Cancel Gym, Dinner, Life
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | ContactAs the rains pour down like a million rural children eating corn on your roof, residents of Australia’s east...
