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Local White Boy Unveils New Artwork For His 5th Podcast Attempt

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota Height's most slept-on social commentators, Jimmy Harnett (34) thinks he might have found the right format this week. In his fifth...

Report Finds That Humiliating Your Own Party In The Courts May Result In Leaked Text Messages

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report has found that going to court with your own party's rank and file members on the eve of a Federal...

Barnaby Debuts Jet Pilot Flatty After New Data Shows Not Every Rural Voter Runs A Cattle Station

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With days, or even hours, until the Prime Minister calls the 2022 Federal Election - campaign mode has well and truly started. And with...

PM Continues Campaign To Impress Lebanese Voters By Replacing All ComCars With Dual-Cab Luxys

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT IT'S HECTIC BRo: The PM has today continued his last minute campaign to win over the crucial Lebanese vote, after damning allegations of...

Scotty Pauses Midway Through Denying Allegations Of Anti-Lebanese Racism To Hit The Apple Shisha

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has once again flatly denied the claims made by high-ranking members of his own party that he is outgoing is...

Scotty Orders Parliament House Barber To Tune Up His Fade In Effort To Win Back Lebanese Voters

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today begun implementing his most ambitious marketing spin of all time: Convincing Lebanese voters that he does...

Lebanese Family Who Had Armed ADF Troops Patrolling Their Suburb During Lockdown Really Feeling Let Down By The Prime Minister’s Comments In 2007

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In BREAKING news, it appears that Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing - a politician who made his name detaining war-weary asylum seekers in...

Scotty From Marketing Does Some Actual Work In Hilarious April Fools Prank

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what is sure to gain Scotty more support amongst his mates from his fellow larrikins of Australia, the PM showed up to...

Church Numbers Drop Off Drastically In Northern NSW As It Becomes Clear God Has Left This Place

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long-suffering people of Northern New South Wales have had enough, according to recent date from Australia's leading Christian head-count surveyers. New data finds...

“You Motherfuckers Are Going Down With Me” Says Scorned Liberal Fierravanti-Wells In Final Speech

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison Government has today learnt that hell has no fury like a fed up Illawarra girl. The outgoing conservative senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells has...

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