PM Says Wages Will Only Rise In A Strong Economy, After The Pandemic, During A War With China
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During a live press conference in Rockhampton this morning, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has finally addressed what looks to be a key...
Increasingly Optimistic Labor Hipster Hopes Those Bogan Coal Miners Who Apparently Vote For Them Can Keep Their Fucking Uneducated Mouths Shut For The Next Four Weeks
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Anthony Albanese's embarrassing cash rate gaffe appears to be a distant memory in the 2022 Federal Election campaign, after news broke that the...
Regular Qantas Passenger Unable To Explain Sudden Insatiable Desire To Grievously Harm Albanese
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As domestic travel fires back up, the aviation sector is back in full flight.
And with that comes the political propaganda of obscure in-flight...
7 Reasons Why Trans People Are A Bigger Threat To Our Way Of Life Than China’s Security Pact With The Solomon Islands
Despite spending the last couple years provoking China in an effort to show voters that only Scott Morrison is big and strong enough to...
PM: “I Was Blessed To Catch Covid During The Floods And Not Something Important Like An Election”
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Anthony Albanese's COVID-19 diagnosis and subsequent has caused a major disruption to his election campaign, as the Opposition Leader must now isolate at...
Australian Journalists Furious Albo’s Covid Diagnosis Means They Have To Give Him A Few Headlines
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In the closest thing that could be considered a positive news story, Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has tested positive to COVID-19.
These revelations have...
Barnaby Makes Sure To Remember Important Figures While Announcing $1.5B Subsidy For Fossil Fuel Sector
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With the election campaign well and truly underway, our federal Politicians are being chased around the countryside by junior journalists who realise that...
Aged Care Resident Living Off Powder Potato Mash Mortified Albo Overshot Unemployment Rate By 1%
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If you are one of the 80% of Australians who get their news from one of the many NewsCorp TV programmes or newspapers,...
Two Men That Hate Each Other Pretend The Bushfires Never Happened In Chummy Media Appearance
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With the Federal Election underway, journalists are today excitedly firing gotcha questions at both the Prime Minister and the Opposition leader.
Whether its...
Albanese Confuses Cash Rate For Cashie Rate
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Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese is under fire today, after making a significant blunder on the first full official day of election campaigning.
After...
