PM Accidentally Giggles As Voter Tearfully Describes His Nan’s Preventable Death In Aged Care
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The Morrison Government's re-election campaign has taken blow after blow this week, with voters making it clear they are not too impressed by...
“You Can’t Trust Someone You Don’t Know” Says PM Whose Name We Learnt After He Knifed Turnbull
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A man who became the Prime Minister of Australia after knifing his previous leader behind close doors, has warned Australians that voting for...
PM Says Corruption Watchdog Is A Bad Idea Because Most Of His Colleagues Can’t Fight For Shit
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has again today rubbished the Australian public's demands for a powerful national anti-corruption watchdog, using very careful ten...
Boomer Says Toughen Up Because He Once Paid 17% Interest On A Home That Cost Less Than A Rav4
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In news that could see up to 300,000 Australians default on their mortgages, The Reserve Bank has increased interest rates for the first time...
“Independents Will Cause Chaos In Parliament” Says Coalition Of Liberals, LNP, Nats, Craig Kelly
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As the wave of inner-city climate-focused Independents continue to grow momentum with unprecedented numbers of grassroots volunteers, the Morrison Government are now under...
PM Wonders If Spending $250 On Another Extravagant Curry Will Convince Voters He’s One Of Them
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As the saying goes 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it'.
This mantra appears to hold true to the Morrison Government's PR machine, who...
Tim Wilson MP Chucks Another Rich Boy Tantrum After Goldstein Voter Compares Him To King Joffrey
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The propagandists at the Herald Sun and Sky News are in panic mode this week, after a new poll in the once-safe Victorian...
Ed Husic MP Willing To Debate Liberal Opponent At Blacktown Station, 9PM, No Cameras, No Blades
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As the election campaign heats up in the suburban outskirts, Scotty From Marketing is appearing at every ethnic community club he can crack...
Older Voter So Terrified Of Change He’s Now Questioning Own Definition Of Absolute Incompetence
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Last election was an easy decision for local post-war voter Dickie Smythe (68).
It was either vote for a stronger economy and stability, or...
ALP Chain Shorten To Bar Of The Footscray Hotel And Tell Him To Just Sink Pints For Next 3 Weeks
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As the Australian Labor Party experience a lift in the polls in the third week of the federal election campaign, political analysts say...
