Advice Column | The Correct Rich Man’s Way To Grip The Australian Financial Review In Public Places
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT
Ask anyone with more money than sense and they’ll tell you the same thing: you’ve got to hold your...
“So What’s This Voice Thing?” Says Normal Mate Whose Brain Hasn’t Been Eroded By Murdoch Culture Wars
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the Murdoch family's hysterically biased news coverage of The Indigenous Voice To Parliament continues to spread misinformation across the 80% of the...
Train Ticket Inspector Giving Off The Vibe That He Has A Really Dark Past
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
As a hot Betoota train pulls up at the station, the fear of many a local teenager is realised.
Stepping onto the vehicle...
Did Watching This Man Get Humiliated At The 2022 Election Upset You? Vote NO To Pretend It Didn’t Happen!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In case you haven’t been across the news lately, Australia’s media families and their chosen right-wing politicians are in the battle of their...
Jacinta Considers Ditching New Right-Wing Mates After Being Offered Dream Gig On Stage With Briggs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
There is panic within the Liberal Party-backed 'No To An Indigenous Voice' Campaign today, after one of their only two Indigenous figures begins...
“Vote No To Division” Says Man That Spent $96M Making Sure Biloela Kids Spent Childhood In A Cage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The loudest political opponent of the upcoming referendum is going all out this week, as the leader of the Liberal Opposition continues his...
Chinese-Australian Sighs After Realising Uber Driver Is Also Chinese And Therefore Ready To Have His First Conversation Of The Day
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Local man, Kevin Zhao, has had his morning turned upside down.
What should have been a quiet, small talk free, uber ride had become...
NewsCorp Quick To Wrap Up Footy Finals And Return To Coordinated Multi-Platform Misinformation Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since the invention of sports gambling advertisment, the Murdoch family are upset with by the high-ratings and un matched...
“So He Should” Says Nan After Learning Dan Andrews Resigned Because He Got Caught Smoking Ciggies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Melbourne grandmother has today declared that Dan Andrews' resignation as Victorian Premier is the only appropriate response to him getting caught smoking...
Melbourne Cabbie Refuses To Believe Premier Is Resigning, Before Claiming To Know The REAL Reason
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Daniel Andrews has resigned as Premier of Victoria after making his mind up “in the last few days”.
The Victoria Labor leader called a...
