Doctors unable to determine why Warringah man still wakes up screaming
28 March, 2016. 14:34
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A CASE OF NIGHT TERRORS has left doctors scratching their heads after a local man still...
Local Dad Does Not Understand Memes
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Despite all the adversity faced by local man, Xavier Reilly, he has decided to go against his parents wishes...
Refugee That Lost Everything To ISIS Assures Turnbull She’s Not Too Keen On ISIS
24 March, 2016. 16:15
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A traumatised and stateless Australian-based Syrian refugee has today assured her host, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull,...
Grand Slam Tournament To Introduce Smaller Courts For Women’s Matches
24 March, 2016. 11:35
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Following world No.1 Novak Djokovic's controversial comments that suggested female players should be thankful to their male...
Town Divided Over Which Disgusting Shopping Plaza Should Host Transport Office
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Local mayor, Councillor Keith Carton has today announced a brief setback in the installation of new Transport Office downtown.
Speaking...
Waleed Aly To Deliver Introspective Monologue Through Belgian Flag Filter Tonight
23 March, 2016. 11:34
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IN RESPONSE TO THE RECENT terrorist bombings in Brussels, Waleed Aly has announced his intention to...
Local Man Condemns Entire Religion Shortly After Learning Where Brussels Is
23 March, 2016. 09:35
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Shortly after learning that the capital of Belgian is known as Brussels, local mechanic Todd Daisley...
Goulburn Supermax Prison Expanded To Encompass Entire Town
22 March, 2016 12:45
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Goulburn city council is under fire today after it has been revealed that they are planning to...
“If You Can’t Fight On Rum, You Can’t Fight” Says Deputy Prime Minister
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Only a few months after taking part in an alleged "pub brawl" in the Lyceum hotel in Longreach, Deputy...
“Crownies Are Fucking Good” Says Nation’s Crown Lager Enthusiasts
18 March, 2016. 13:25
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Yesterday morning, national liquor retailer Dan Murphy’s announced that Crown Larger would be from its Premium...
