Nation’s Steroid Users Wear Black Armbands In A Touching Tribute To Stereosonic
7 April, 2016. 10:30
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Australia's festival and touring industry is today rife with speculation that the summer dance festival known as...
Shannon Noll Linked To Panama Papers Money Laundering Scandal
6 April, 2016. 10:30
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2003 Australian Idol runner-up, Shannon Noll is believed to be hiding out at his family farm in...
Local Apprentice Noticeably Chirpy After Receiving Government Tools Loan
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Local builder, Todd Rakzovic says his 18-year-old apprentice is much more "fidgety" since receiving his $8,000 tool bonus from...
Local Milf Signs On For Second Season Of Teenage Neighbour’s Wet Dreams
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Local Milf, Catrina Deardan (41) is completely unaware that she is the sole reason her teenage son's schoolmates are having extra...
How A Geography Elective Helped My Son Learn More Geopolitically Accurate Racial Slurs
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CRONULLA - Year 11 student Jayden Froth has vowed to learn more about global politics, religion, and culture in order to be...
Local Vegan Plans To Send You Some Links That Will Explain It Better
30 March, 2016. 15:10
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Local vegan Jamie Hemmant feels like he isn't doing a good enough job of explaining his...
Exotic Day Spa Industry Booms With New Medicare Rebate For “Special Massages”
31 March, 2016. 10:15
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Australia's exotic day spa industry is expected to see a boom in business heading into the new financial...
Bill Shorten Crawls Through River Of Shit To Attend Press Conference
31 March, 2016. 16:45
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OPPOSITION LEADER BILL SHORTEN revealed he had to shimmy through raw sewerage to attend a press conference...
Historians Agree Captain Cook Arrived With Carton Of Piss, Keen To Make Friends
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After realising that Australian politics was missing his wildly unhelpful input, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has returned to breakfast television with...
Nation’s Private School Students Offered Government-Funded Gap Year To Rio
27 March, 2016. 10:10
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The Australian Olympic Committee have today released their athletes uniform for the 2016 Rio Olympics, modelled by...
