Turnbull Still Confused About What That Truckie Was Doing With His Hand Yesterday
18 April, 2016. 15:30
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Malcolm Turnbull is still confused about what a self-employed, blue collar, driver-owner truckie was doing with his...
MDMA Easier To Find Than NBN In Prime Minister’s Electorate
18 April, 2016. 09:55
PADDY MUNRO | Contributor | CONTACT
Despite being represented by the National Broadband Network’s architect and innovative Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, the voters...
Bloke Exiled From Group Chat Asks His Mate What’s Been Going On In The Group Chat
PAUL BARRET | Climate and Weather | Contact
AS IT TURNS OUT, 23-year-old Devin Capers isn't the big swinging dick he thought he was.
The apprentice carpet layer made...
Lebanese TV Crew Shot Dead Attempting To Kidnap Brisbane School Kids
15 April, 2016. 10:25
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An entire Lebanese television crew have been shot dead during an alleged kidnapping of two children...
Married At First Sight Is Harmful As Smoking
14 April, 2o16. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
REALITY TELEVISION SHOWS SUCH AS Married At First Sight and other like it may soon be...
The Greeks Invented Everything, Confirms Local Greek
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local man, Toolio Runamuckas (51), only bets on sure things.
The 2nd-generation Greek-Australian says that the Greeks invented greyhound racing,...
Local man plans to put new stomach staples to the test over dinner
12 April, 2015. 17:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
KNOWN NOW TO his mates as "Staple Man", a North Betootanese network engineer said this morning...
The Betoota Advocate Presents: THE BATTLE FOR NEW ENGLAND
The following article is an actual recount of the Betoota Advocate's recent visit to the New England region of North-West New South Wales. We...
Sydney Cop Reveals He Once Arrested Mike Baird For Shandy-Related Violence
10 April, 2016. 09:45
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Senior Constable Steve Giles is retiring today after 47 years as a New South Wales police...
Lebanese Authorities Don’t Seem To Understand Tara Brown Is Kind Of A Big Deal
10 April, 2016. 13:15
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Following a bungled child snatch in Lebanon, a 60 Minutes crew and the mother at the centre...
