Mum Crushed To Learn Classical Music Coming From Son’s Room Is Just Centrelink Call Waiting
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Local mum, Shannon Matthews (62) has spent the last 25 minutes fantasising about the many places she'll be able to visit, now...
Inner-City Leftie Curls Up In Front Of ABC To Finally Find Out What This Whole Ice Thing Is
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Inner-city leftie, Francis Grace (51) has topped up his glass of Penfolds Barossa Shiraz and curled up on the couch just in...
Shannon Noll’s DNA Test Comes Back With 100% Blue Denim
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In an effort to confirm his own long-held suspicions and iron out some inconsistencies with some dubious RBT...
ACA In Need Of Some Pretty Bloody Dodgy Tradies To Come Back From This
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The employees at Sydney's A Current Affair are believed to be on the look out for Australia's dodgiest tradies, hoons and landlords...
Young Labor Hipster Figures He Better At Least Apply For A White Card Like A Real Life Worker
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After three hours in a worksite demountable, a Young Labor prodigy has successfully completed his mandatory white card induction.
Kai Stone-Wood (24) says...
Late Stages Of Pregnancy Not As Glamorous As $3000 Photo Shoot Would Suggest
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The third trimester of a local woman's pregnancy appears a lot more beautiful through the lenses of a professional photographer's camera, it has...
Inner-City Ute Owner Lifts His Dog Into The Tray
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Inner-city-ute-owner, Ben Barrink (24) has spent the last four minutes trying to carefully place his dog in the tray of his Holden ute.
With his...
Leftie Now Critical Of Identity Politics After Taking Dump In Trendy Bar’s Gender Neutral Loo
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Local bloke, Will Wells (28) likes to consider himself pretty open minded.
He often marches in politically-charged youth rallies against conservative government...
2017 Splendour Line Up Doesn’t Include Mike Whitney Band For Some Reason
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The official Splendour In The Grass 2017 line-up has finally been released this morning. The headlining acts include selection of well over...
Cyclone Debbie Stands Still As Johnathan Thurston Slowly Walks Down The Strand
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It appears a large wall of water and wind is sitting stationary at the Townsville waterfront, as North Queensland Cowboys captain Johnathan...
