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WATCH: Overseas Investor Outbids 8 Aussie Families To House He’ll Never Step Foot In

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Chinese national, 百家姓, only got off the plane yesterday, but already he's made $1200 out of the Australian property market. As a member of...

Blokes Working Out At The Beach Definitely Have 24 Hour Gym Memberships Elsewhere

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The jacked up guys doing chin ups on the jungle gym at the beach could easily be doing much...

Local Man Just Popping Down To The Bottle Shop

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Toolio, is just popping down to the bottle shop apparently. With both his missus and close mates currently enjoying a BBQ out the...

Brisbane Bloke Marks Himself ‘Safe’ On Facebook After Three-Car Prang In Indooroopilly

RAPH NEEDLE | Contributor | CONTACT Local Brisbane man Wally Castlemaine was determined to let his family know he was safe after the three car prang in Brisbane’s...

Hanson Assures Voters That Slashing Penalty Rates Is First Step Towards Muslim Ban

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One headline that has been greatly overshadowed by today's tragic events surrounds the fact that in the early hours of this morning the...

Girlfriend Now Certain Airline Lost Her Luggage After Seeing First 3 Bags On Conveyor Belt

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Coffee sales rep Megan Brooks is just about to approach level nine, her husband Paul has confirmed. As an overly neat and organised traveller,...

Baby Boomers Happy For Nothing To Be Done About Climate Change Until After They Die

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With yet another bleaching event devastating the Great Barrier Reef, and North Africa forced into civil conflicts over catastrophic drought - Australia's post-war...

Melbourne Cafe’s Cool New Deconstructed Coffee Includes African Child Labourer

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Melbourne suburb that used to be a bit dangerous, but has since been sterilised by bearded art students, is now at the...

Army Reserve Called In To Aid With Post-St Paddy’s Day Clean Up In Bondi Junction

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Army Reserve have been called in to aid with clean-up and rescue efforts in Sydney's most Irish suburbs this evening, as the...

4 Seconds Of Hungover Brain Power Dedicated To Wondering What Money Bags Are Made Of

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group of hungover blokes at the West Betoota Sushi Train have dedicated roughly ten minutes of brainpower to discussing what the...

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