George Christensen to receive Clive Palmer’s hand-me-downs after stunning weight loss journey
15 December, 2016. 14:34
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Rather than hurl his Big & Tall™ bespoke suits into the Sanctuary Cove charity clothing bin, former...
Aboriginal Ringer Agrees With Pauline On Everything Except The Bit About Him Not Existing
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Betoota stockman, Andy Vandercoup, says that as a full time cattleman he is naturally quite conservative.
He doesn't care too much for the Queensland Labor...
Report: Dick Smith Probably Says Horrifying Things About Brown People After A Few Reds
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Following revelations that Australia food and electronics magnate, Dick Smith, has become a full-blown North Shore baby boomer, a study has been released...
Local Man Can’t Believe That The Psychopaths He Voted For Aren’t Getting Along
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Local man, Breece Birley (32) says he is a little disappointed to learn that the One Nation party is starting to crack.
"It's...
Majority Of Tony Burke’s Public Appearances Spent Explaining That He Isn’t Andrew Gaze
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The Member for Watson's office have today confirmed that majority of Tony Burke's public appearances are spent explaining to punters that he...
Julian Assange admits he passes time watching State of Origin highlights
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AFTER HIS INTERNET WAS CUT off by the Ecuadorian government over the Hillary Clinton email leak, Australian superspy Julian...
Bill Clinton greens out at 9pm, hours earlier than predicted
9 November, 2016. 11:34
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CLINTON AIDES SWARMED to Bill's side earlier tonight as he slumped forward in his seat and...
Jeb Bush lets out a big heavy sigh and wonders what could’ve been
9 November, 2016. 11:34
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KICKING HIS SHOES OFF and settling in for a sleepless night of election coverage, former presidential...
ISIS Waiting On Trump To Be Officially Elected Before Claiming Victory Over World
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As Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton make the final dash in their election campaigning, the United States' most outspoken enemy is eagerly awaiting...
Report concludes only 11 Australians actually honestly care about US Election
8 November, 2016. 14:34
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THOUGH THE MEDIA KEEP ramming the rise of Trump and US Election news down the throats of...
