Young Nationals Member With Swastika Patch Urges Confused Farmers To Hear Him Out
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One member of the National Party has today tried to stem the current bleeding from some bad press in recent days and weeks, by explaining to a farmer why he and his mates don't mind a bit of Nazism right now.
The young man named Tommy Cottrell (23) has done so by trying to swing public perception in his...
Political Movement Named After 20-Year-Old Sci-Fi Movie Surprisingly Made Up Of Nerdy Virgins
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Prominent Federal Labor MPs have called on the Government to deny a visa to Gavin McInnes, the founder of the controversial white male supremacist organisation, The Proud Boys, who is due to visit Australia in November, to remind dorky kids with preppy haircuts that they too matter. Even if their dad left the family during his formative years.
"Proud...
Bill Shorten’s Slightly Charismatic Twin Brother Accused Of Hogging All The Personality
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Robert Shorten has been thrust into the limelight today.
This comes after allegations surfaced that the twin brother of the Opposition leader Bill Shorten, stole all of the Labor leader's personality.
Arguably one of Labor's best-kept secrets, it is believed that the personality hogging has been taking place since the Shortens' early teens.
Rob Shorten who has been known to regale his...
Liberal Donor Wondering If Its Been Long Enough To Hit Up Dutton To Sort A Visa For An Au Pair
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Waiting patiently for a few months now, a prominent local businessman has confirmed today that he might bite the bullet.
38 year old Liberal Party Donor Hamish McSwillion, spoke to The Advocate just moments ago about the dilemma he has faced since the liberal party blew up a little while ago.
'Well you see, I have donated a lot of money...
Government Rolls Out Emergency Aid Package For Instagram Influencers Following Too Much Rain
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In a big move this morning, the Prime Minister has announced a 102 million dollar package to help rain affected Instagram influencers.
The package comes after a horror run of rain and miserable weather has thrown the Instagram industry into turmoil.
With day after day of cloudy skies and heavy rain following a few months of bushfire dominated social media, many...
Gina Phones Rupert Murdoch To Ask If Barnaby Can Have His Old Job Back Yet
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On behalf of her close personal friend Barnaby Joyce, Gina Rinehart telephoned Rupert Murdoch this afternoon to see if he's hugged the cactus on the backbench long enough.
Australia's richest person is said to be working as a mediator between the two powerful men and she took the time to speak to The Advocate about...
Desperate PM Delves Into Situational Comedy In Attempt To Win Over Jewish Voters In Wentworth
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Despite growing up only a few kilometres away from the nation's most iconic and historical Jewish-Australian enclave, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has once again missed the mark in his efforts to secure the Jewish vote in the upcoming Wentworth By-Election.
This follow's his surprise announcement on Tuesday that Australia may relocate its embassy to Jerusalem. A captain's call that...
Pauline Hanson Tells Great Barrier Reef Its Ok To Be White
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After being unable to convince the majority of a predominantly white upper house to vote in favour of her incendiary motion that declared, "It's OK to be white." - Pauline Hanson has now turned her attention to the sickly Great Barrier Reef.
The One Nation Senator has since flown to the Great Barrier Reef to discuss anti-white prejudice with the world's...
National Party’s Alt-Right Infiltrators Resign After Being Forced To Match Barnaby Beer For Beer
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NSW Nationals MP Troy Grant has come out saying his party was not a "safe harbour for people with outrageous views", responding to revelations that alt-right nationalists have been attempting to stack the NSW Young Nationals.
Ironically, while the organisation is mostly made up of young men lacking reliable father figures, the alt-right's stance on abortion laws is surprisingly...
Labor Vows To Strip Religious Schools Of The Freedoms Labor Gave Them To Sack Gay Staff
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Following the news that Prime Minister Morrison will be changing the law to ban religious educational organisations from the right to expel gay students, the ALP has take the opportunity to say that they too will do something even more progressive.
By banning these same organisations from having the right to sack gay staff, a still-standing religious freedom that...