Local Public Servant Does The Bare Minimum And Calls It A Week
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A senior public servant has called it a week and taken off overseas, leaving some important work until next...
NSW Premier Says Anyone That Went To Europe Over Winter Will Be Banned From The Beach This Summer
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a bold move by Chris Minns, the NSW premier has announced a 3 month ban on anyone that had a holiday in...
Albo Takes Picture Of His Young Self Off The Wall Before Penning Another Condemnation Of Palestine
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The Prime Minister has removed any reminder of what he used to believe in from the walls of his...
Jacinta Price Figures That Optus Must Be Down After Not Receiving One Phone Call From Coalition Colleagues Since Campaign Ended
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Coalition Senator and political flash-in-the-pan Jacinta Price is back at work today, and turning her attention to the real problems after spending months...
Australian Media’s Intentionally Piss-Weak Referendum Coverage Means Nan Is Learning About Indigenous Voice Through A Grainy JPEG Of Albo Dressed As Joseph Stalin
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Just days out from Australia's 'Indigenous Voice To Parliament' referendum and Australia's biggest media companies remain as committed as ever to avoiding any...
Tasmanian Liberals Meet To Decide Whether To Dunk Elise Archer In The Derwent
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Key players in the Tasmanian Liberal Party met in Hobart this morning to decide what to do with former...
Naarm Settler Hopes NDIS Royal Commission Can Explain Why ADHD Isn’t Treated The Same As Quadriplegia
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The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability will hand its final report and recommendations to the Australian...
“Wait So We’re Supposed To Support The Black One??” Says Sky News Redneck Overwhelmed By Jacintas
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Jacinta Allan has been sworn in as Victoria's 49th premier after being elected unopposed by the Labor caucus yesterday afternoon.
Allan, the previous deputy...
Victorian Liberals Remain Just As Unelectable In Their New Political Battle Against An Empty Chair
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Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has resigned from his role as state leader during snap press conference this afternoon.
Andrews will officially stand down as...
RnB Sensation Jacinta Price Still Yet To See Any Red Chairs After Dominating The Voice For 6 Months
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It seems that the Liberal Party's leading figure in their campaign against an Indigenous Voice To Parliament may actually think she's a contestant...
