Dutton Family’s Au Pair Forced To Walk Extra 2km To Coles Every Day To Stock Up Pantry
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As the nation continues to grapple with a giant supermarket's decision to stop selling Australia Day merchandise, a forgotten victim of the saga...
Trump Gets His Groove Back With More Fake Tan Than A Divorced Mum In First Bodybuilding Competition
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Former US President and probable next US President Donald Trump is off and running, in his 2024 election campaign.
With Australian political nerds...
Dutton Calls For Australians To Boycott Price Gouging Supermarket Giant For Not Selling Chinese Made Novelty Australia Day Shit
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The nation’s Opposition Leader has this week proven his commitment to tackling the real issues.
Peter Dutton has called on all Australians to boycott...
QLD Media Initiate Steven Miles By Quizzing Him On Which Origin Players He Went To School With
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The current Queensland government has today confirmed who its new leader will be.
After nearly 9 years of Annastacia Palaszczuk premiership, the state...
QLD Labor To Copy West Tigers Leadership Model By Replacing Palaszczuk With Multiple Premiers
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The state of Queensland is preparing for a new leadership regime, after the sensational resignation of Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk over the weekend.
The...
Woolworths Attempt To Avoid Senate Inquiry By Offering To Bring Back Ooshies
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One half of the country's supermarket cartel have today gotten on the front foot to try and avoid a senate enquiry.
With the...
Overseas Diplomacy During Heightened Global Tensions Exactly The Same As Holidaying In Hawaii During Bushfires, Says Conservative Boomer With A Straight Face
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An up-and-coming political commentator has condemned Prime Minister Anthony Albanese for his recent diplomatic trips in a reopened world that really needs a...
Dutton Declares Islamophobia Is Back On The Menu After Being Buoyed By Dutch Election Result
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has told reporters in Canberra today that Islamophobia is back in fashion now that it's...
Perth Mayor Removes Bus Stops From CBD After Complaints That Public Transport Attracts Poor People
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Perth mayor Basil Zempilas is committed to the social cleansing of Western Australia’s capital city, as the reactionary celebrity politician moves to get...
Prime Minister Joins Kyle And Jackie O To Discuss The Weirdest Place He’s Ever Had A Wank
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The Prime Minister of Australia has today taken time out of his busy schedule to talk about the things that matter.
With the...
