Albo “Not Touching Property Investment Tax Reform” Because He “Wants To Win The Next Election”
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has ruled out reform surrounding the generous tax concessions given to property investors, telling The...
ABC Broadcast Final Episode Of Leftie Big Brother
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The finale of landmark ABC documentary series, Leftie Big Brother, is set to screen tonight on television around the...
Female MP Looks Forward To Getting Shitfaced At Work And Passing Out On The Street Knowing There Will Be Zero Consequences
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The Federal Member for our bustling inland port city has told The Advocate this morning that she is looking...
Barnaby: “Anyone Who Hasn’t Had A Skinful At The Pub And Ended Up A Dead Cunt On The Footpath Can Cast The First Stone”
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Popular New England identity Barnaby Joyce has laughed off suggestion he should face any sort of consequences whatsoever for...
ABC’s ‘Nemesis’ Programme Provides Insight Into How Dumb People Make $400k Doing Fuck All
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The popular ABC series 'Nemesis' has provided the average taxpayer with a stunning insight into how the nation's most...
Liberal Moderates Gift Labor 45 Minutes Of Scathing Soundbites About Dutton For Their Election Ads
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The very public airing of the Liberal Party's deeply engrained divisions has continued this week, as episode two of the ABC's NEMESIS documentary...
Channel 9 Forced To Admit They’ve Also Been Doctoring Photos Of Opposition Leader Peter Dutton
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Channel Nine has been forced to apologise for the second time today, after another doctored image went to air during the nightly bulletin....
Teal Voters Slowly Transition To Aqua Voters As Labor’s Tax Changes Push Them Closer To Dutton
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The winds of change are started to still this week, after a hysterical news cycle begins speculating what Prime Minister Albanese's new tax...
8 Times Scott Morrison Unfairly Copped A Bad Wrap From The Nation’s Stupid Blue Haired Lefties
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As the sun sets on one of the most decorated political careers in our nation's history, The Betoota Advocate would like to pay...
PM: “It’s Simple. Everyone Is Getting A Tax Cut But Some Are Getting A Bigger Tax Cut Than Others But Only If, Uh, They, Uh, Make More Than The...
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The Prime Minister has spelled out exactly what is happening with the tax cuts this year; so clearly that...
