Government Place Paul Keating Into Virtual Reality In The Hope That He Shuts Up And Fucks Off
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An Apple Vision Pro has been glued onto the head of former Prime Minister Paul Keating this afternoon in...
Political Experts Reveal Artist Impression Of Tassie’s Future If Jacqui Lambie Wins State Election
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Just a few weeks out from the Tasmanian Election, and the Australian Media is growing increasingly worried about the possibility of living in...
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Labelled A Tight Arse After Organising A Pin Dick 35 Footer For Albo’s Bux
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The rowdy bucks party group chat for the newly engaged Prime Minister has descended into a full blown roast of the token Queenslander...
Dutton Launches New Bazball Strategy To Defeat Albo After Celebrating Convincing Loss In Dunkley
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For those who haven't been exposed by the charity work of the Costello and Murdoch newspapers, Peter Dutton's inability to win back a...
Liberals Fail To Win Dunkley By-Election But Confident After Achieving 3.6% Swing With Blatant Racism
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At the height of a cost-of-living crisis, in a news cycle marred by global uncertainty and harrowing images of war and tragedy -...
Betoota Advocate Lay Off 193 Staff From QLD Newsroom Following Scott Morrison’s Farewell To Parliament
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Scott Morrison MP has delivered his valedictory speech in Parliament today, as the 30th Australian Prime Minister retires from Federal Politics.
His speech...
Liberals Tell Hormonal Female Voters To Stop Making A Big Deal About Them Picking Another Scomo-Lookalike Over 2 Women In Dunkley
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The Liberal Party has had to release an official statement today urging female voters to stop being so irrational, after multiple female candidates...
“No, I Can’t Get My Wedding Suit From There. That’s The Old Albo,” Says PM Walking Past Marrickville Metro Tarocash
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The Prime Minister has told himself no this afternoon and exercised a bit of old fashioned self-control by not...
Katter Says The Only Way To Break Up The Woolworths And Coles Duopoly Is To Increase Our Intake Of Greeks And Italians Because Your Average Australian Unfortunately Lacks Both...
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Coles and Woolworths have been put on notice to “do the right thing” as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese signals he’d be willing to...
Angus Taylor Reminded By Liberal Powerbrokers He’s Up If Dutton Loses The Dunkley By-Election
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Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has reportedly had the dog put up him by the Liberal Party's shadowy executive team...
