Scotty Begins Looking Into this NFT Game In Case He Needs A New Hustle Next Week
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTRealising that pork barrelling will one day be but a happy memory, Scotty from Marketing has begun looking into a new morally blank money making scheme in case he needs a new hustle next week.
After asking a few Aus tourism mates if there was a CEO spot going, Scotty overheard his advisors discussing NFTs...
Fiona Martin MP Tells Labor Opponent She Loved Watching Her Star Alongside Drew Barrymore And Cameron Diaz In Charlie’s Angels
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Liberal MP is under fire over an incorrect claim made on the 2GB Breakfast show.
Fiona Martin was involved in a fiery studio debate with her Labor rival, Sally Sitou - after recent polling data shows that the marginal Western Sydney electorate of Reid looks to be one of the deciding seats in the 2022 Federal Election.
During the lengthy back-and-forth...
‘Yeah Sorry I Don’t Follow The UFC’ Says Morrison When Quizzed About His Stance On Roe Vs Wade
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the election debates continue, questions have been coming in hard and fast for the nation’s leaders, including their thoughts on divisive topics such as the housing crisis, minimum wage and the ultimate polariser - abortion.
This topic has arisen due to a leaked draft opinion from the US supreme court, which revealed a provision to overturn Roe vs...
Government That Wastes Billions On Submarines And Rorts Says Increasing Minimum Wage Is Reckless
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's self-proclaimed economic managers have today reminded the nation that the lower classes need to remember their role in society.
This reminder comes after the Labor party backed calls for a 5.1% raise to the minimum wage, taking it from the $20.33 to an astronomical and crippling $21.37 an hour.
The shocking call to try to lift...
Man Who Spent 100 Million Telling People The Liberals Can’t Be Trusted Now Preferencing Them 1st
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a shocking turn of events, Clive Palmer has revealed to the nation that he is a shameless two-faced liar.
The genuinely unbelievable revelation from the man who has a history of not paying his workers, comes after the United Australia Party revealed it would be preferencing the Liberal and National Party in marginal electorates.
This follows 12...
Queensland Woman Half Proud/Half Ashamed Of How Many Lunatic Politicians Come From Her State
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactLocal woman Tess Riordan has found herself in a state of reflection this afternoon.
This comes after googling Clive Palmer following another day of being bombarded by that minion shade of yellow.
Wading onto the internet, Tess said she was surprised to spy the words ‘Toowoomba Grammar School’ listed under his education section, seeing as she already had reserved opinions...
Bob Katter Calls Allegra Spender To Tell Her That He’s 100% Behind Her Campaign To Kick Another Career Politician Out Of Parliament, Because If I’m Honest Love, The More...
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the moderate Liberal voter base continues bleeding out to Independent candidates with catastrophic momentum, inner-city MPs from Melbourne and Sydney are now sitting ducks for a wave of change.
This comes as the Morrison Government’s 2022 re-election campaign has been rocked by a dark horse that no one could have predicted while they spent months avoiding a Net...
25-Year-Old Now At The Stage Of The Election Campaign Where She Googles ‘What Is Labor Party’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A disenfranchised millennial has found herself googling a rather standard question about politics this morning, after she realised she didn’t actually know who the Labor Party were.
Born in 1997 and having been only ten years old during the Kevin 07 era, Anita Gibbs (25, dental assistant) has never truly experienced a Labor government in her adult lifetime. And...
Scotty Throws His Favourite Movie In The Bin After Hearing Russell Crowe’s Voiceover For Albo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactClutching at his stomach as he stares at the computer screen, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing's day has gone from bad to worse - and as usual, the reason for his distress is that pesky Anthony Albanese.
Having spent an entire night tossing and turning, both due to his restless thoughts and the terrible surprise stomach ache after his...
Scotty Plugs Salmonella Diet As Secret To Slimming Down In Stunning Photo Shoot With Women’s Weekly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPrime minister Scott Morrison has this week shown he’s ready to fight the good fight come election time, by beating Anthony Albanese at his own game and debuting a stunning weight loss transformation.
Sporting a massively slimmed down figure and pronounced cheekbones to match, Scott Morrison was seen looking almost Machine Gun Kelly-esque for the Women’s Weekly cover shoot,...
