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DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Dr Chet Spevens has decades of experience in the financial sector, and within this column, he teaches you how to not only survive these difficult economic times, but to thrive in them through practical steps that cultivate the necessary ‘Crazy Money Mind’ paradigm essential to creating wealth in Australia. Today, you will learn how...

RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT Staunch anti-mask protester turned staunch anti-sausage sizzle protester, ‘Bunnings Karen’, has gone viral once again this morning after visiting her local Bunnings store. This time, though, the oppressed living woman has set her sights on a far more sinister threat than wearing a facemask ever was, that of course being the unjust and criminal mark-up in the price...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news from the spiritual home of Rugby League, NSW have once again confirmed that they simply do not get State of Origin football. After 240 minutes of rugby league over 6 weeks, the most populous state of NSW has reminded everyone that they simply don't understand the fundamental principles of State v State footy. This...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of the home of Rugby League, one of the icons of the game has just confirmed that This. Is. Origin. Rugby League veteran Gus Gould told The Advocate just moments ago that the game of football just about to kick off, is in fact Origin. Game 3 of this year’s series will be played in the spiritual...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A reluctant balance has been restored on our nation’s east coast and fans of the NSW State of Origin team share a secret relief upon taking their rightful place in the world; being fans of a second-string rep team with a long history of having their hopes dashed. Although NSW have recently tasted the rare feeling of success in...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The people in charge of one of Australia's most successful companies have today moved to manage a bit of a PR crisis. The CEOs and Co-founders of Afterpay have been forced to defend revelations that they got paid a combined 264 million bucks for the 2021 financial year. Anthony Eisen and Nick Molnar have become Australia's highest-paid executives,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The world's richest man has today shown off his savvy negotiating skills, by changing tack in his discussions with the social media giant Twitter. Caught up in a brawl over the sale of the platform, Elon Musk has apparently leaned on a strategy employed by lowballing gronks all over the world. He's offered to pay the company half...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of the Channel Country's most esteemed tertiary institutions has today revealed they are contemplating a major operational change. The University of Betoota, the sandstone brother of our more functional South Betoota Polytechnic institution, has announced that it is considering scrapping trimesters. In their place will be a fast pace and exciting Octo-mester model, which will break the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT One of South Betoota Polytechnic's finest has today raised a few eyebrows in his university sharehouse. Rolling home from another day of studying at the uni library that's packed like a tin of cheap sardines, Andy Goulding has pulled up prepared to unleash a culinary delight from the other end of the globe. Goulding apparently informed his exam-free...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The West Tigers have made an exciting announcement this week, launching a new pathways program designed to progress their ageing roster to the Super League faster than ever before. Often considered the pride of Balmain, and sometimes Campbelltown, the West Tigers have launched “Campbelltown to Castleford”, a new joint venture with the UK’s Castleford Tigers. After numerous seasons...