Local Man Prepares To Break Prolonged Dry Spell After Taking Up Bazlenka And KP’s Hygiene Routine
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A local man is today preparing to turn his life around after getting served up ads of KP and Bazlenka repping a new...
Real Actual Irishman Confirms That Splitting The G Means A Perfect Line Between The Harp And Text
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A County Coogee resident has today delivered a firm verdict on a contentious issue.
Up in the Channel Country visiting a high school...
Rare Footage Of Devonport Locals Emerges After Drone Flies Over Tasmanian Outpost
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International human rights group Survival International has today released another sensational batch of images, capturing the lifestyle of a remote group of people...
Modern Fusion Michelin Star Restaurant Still Unable To Replicate The Glory Of Mum’s Keens Curried Sausages
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A fancy la de da establishment in Betoota’s French Quarter is this week having a come to Jesus moment.
The culinary minds behind Le...
“Where’s Ya Queensland Spirit Now Ya Dumb Pricks” Says NSW
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The State of NSW has today launched enquiries as to the whereabouts of a notable rugby league phenomena.
Just hours after a historic...
Queensland Rugby League Reveals Sensational Last Minute Change Of Referee For Origin Decider
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The head honchos of Queensland Rugby League have this evening pulled off a sensational coup.
In a stunning development from Caxton Street, just...
Paul Keating Suggests Privatising The CFMEU
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Former Prime Minister Paul Keating has today offered up an interesting solution to a big headache for the Labor Party.
The King of...
Inner City Leftie Begrudgingly Admits The Composition In That Photo Was Absolutely Stunning
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After several hours of deep reflection and a natty wine, a local French quarter man has today been forced to admit that the...
Local Englishman Finally Sober Enough To Catch Up On This Trump Stuff, Goodness Me
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An Englishmen living on Australian soil has reportedly just caught up on the news cycle, shockingly discovering that Donald Trump avoided an assassination...
Spain Sends Military Into Ibiza And Majorca As Geezer Tantrums Worsen
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In an unprecedented move, Spain has deployed military forces to Ibiza, Majorca, Benidorm and several other Southern Spanish towns in response to a...
