AFL Books Katy Perry For Grand Final Performance Because Meatloaf Is Dead
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The Australian Football League has done it again, it can be confirmed this morning.
Following the release of the wildly successful and popular...
Man Who Just Got Out Of Low Power Mode From Euros Prepares To Run Battery All The Way Back Down To Zero
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The 2024 Paris Olympics are finally here!
After years of build up and anticipation the Games of the XXXIII Olympiad have arrived.
And...
Top Of The Range E-Bike Still Doesn’t Fang Like A Pushy With A Whipper Snipper Motor On It
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As the world continues to hurtle forward at a rapid pace, a local expert has confirmed that newer isn't always better.
Shayne Thompson...
Report: Fuck This Was A Good Album
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A recent report led by a combination of the nation's leading research bodies has found that the Australian hard rock band Wolfmother's self-tilted...
Wanker Uncle Has Been Too Busy Keeping Up With ‘Le Tour’ To Notice Hype Of Origin Or The Euros
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A local family has again been reminded that their 60 year old Bachelor French Quarter Uncle, Jeremy, is in fact a wanker.
The reminder...
“Oh Trust Us, It’s Totally Fine” Laughs Owner Of Coal Mine Leaking Poisonous Gas Next To Major City
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The owners of an abandoned coal mine spewing out dangerous emissions on the fringe of Australia’s biggest city have today moved to assure...
Like This Post If You Think Sydney Sweeney Should Be The Next President Of The United States
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As the race to the Whitehouse becomes to heat up, The Betoota Advocate has decided to break it's strict apolitical position and put...
Little Brother Finally Gets A Win After Being Given The Good Controller
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It's been a big weekend for a young man from Melbourne.
Brighton's Oscar Piastri has finally managed to win a game of Formula...
Biden Downloads Strava And Joins Delaware Run Club After Making The Decision To Focus On Self Care
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The President of The United States has today made big call.
Joe Biden has confirmed to The Advocate that he's deciding to focus...
