Paris Olympics Confirms A 600% Disparity In The Gender Medal Gap
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Men's rights activists are in crisis today, after a stunning revelation from the other side of the world.
With 10 days of the...
Weird Blue Smurf Man Finally Speaks Out, Claiming That Frankie Muniz And Amanda Bynes Snuck Into His House And Put Blue Dye In His Pool
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The weird smurf guy from the Opening Ceremony of the Paris Olympics has finally broken his silence.
This comes as debate still rages...
Tony Burke’s First Press Conference As Immigration Minister Spent Explaining That He Isn’t Andrew Gaze And Didn’t Catch The Boomers Game Against Spain
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The new man taking up the Home Affairs hot seat has today endured a frosty reception, during his first media conference in the...
Tubby Taylor Confirms The Chinese Diver’s Have ABSOLUTELY NAILED That Reverse 4 1⁄2 Somersault In Pike Position
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One of Australia's greatest cricketers has this weekend continued providing the nation with highlight worthy moments.
Former opener and Test captain Mark 'Tubby'...
Matildas Secure Easy Victory That Was Never In Doubt After Cruising Past Zambia In Group Stage
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The nation's favourite sporting team have today put on absolute clinic.
The Matildas have waltzed with to a breathtakingly easy victory over Zambia...
Olympic Medal Tally Proves Australia Is The Greatest Sporting Nation In The World
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Just a couple of days into the 2024 Paris Olympics, Australia has been declared the greatest sporting nation on the face of planet...
Coked Up Shark In Brazil Chews Local Swimmer’s Ear Off
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A jacked up shark has caused a serious scene on one of Brazil's beaches today, after going for a tourist in Rio Di...
Matildas’ Performance Blamed On Not Playing In A Country That Actually Turns Out For Soccer
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The nation's favourite sporting team is currently doing a little bit of soul searching after a tough day on the tools.
This comes...
“Why Do All These Japanese People Keep Looking At Me” Says Aussie Tourist Loudly Drinking On Street
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A young Betoota man on the holiday of a life time, has today confirmed that he is still trying to get his bearings....
