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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some incredibly humorous news from Germany this morning, the English football team have once again served up the goods.
After eeking there...
Biden Puts Politics Aside And Wishes Reagan A Full Recovery
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The President of the United States has today been praised for showing off his human side.
After the next president of the United...
50 Cent’s ‘Many Men’ Becomes Donald Trump’s Official 2024 Campaign Song
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former President Donald Trump has been rushed off the stage just minutes into a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania after gunshots were heard. Photographs...
Polish President Spotted Trying To Change Lightbulbs At NATO Summit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Away from the flashing cameras of Joe Biden's bumbling and stumbling press conferences, another world leader has made quite a splash today.
Polish...
Fatty Vautin Confirms Biden Is Going… Going… GOOOOOOOONE
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Joe Biden has today had the final nail put in his presidential coffin.
After another run of gaffes overnight, Joe Biden has finally...
Football Considers Delaying A Return To Rainy Miserable Island And Heading To Majorca Instead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The international sport of football has today confirmed to The Advocate where it would like to head off to next.
Speaking in an...
Report: Watching Them Lose In The Final Will Be So So God Damn Sweet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Supermarkets, convenience stores and bars in Dortmund are currently being pillaged, after a historic night in the German city.
The city is under...
Billy Slater Tells Media That At The End Of The Day, Queenslanders Are All Queenslanders And The State Is United By Being Queenslanders Who Love Queensland, In Queensland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Queensland Maroons coach Billy Slater has today issued a resounding statement to the poisonous Southern media.
After being hounded by the worst winners...
Man Whose Dad And Uncle Had Their Heads Blown Off While In Office Maybe A Bit Skeptical Of The System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The two major parties vying for glory in the tightly and viciously contested upcoming US election have today agreed to keep seeing eye...
John Cena Announces Retirement From WWE Despite Not Being Seen For Decades
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In shocking news from the wrestling world today, legend John Cena has announced his WWE retirement in an emotional farewell speech.
Many fans were...
