Old Codger Wonders When His PT Will Start Helping Him With Stretches Like He Does For Other Client
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A septuagenarian from our town's aspirational Betoota Heights district has today been left scratching his head.
Brian Smith, now 3 weeks into his...
Democrats Weigh Up Jimmy Carter As Last Minute Replacement Following Biden’s Cognitive Decline
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America's Democratic Party have made a bombshell revelation about who they will be taking to the upcoming US election.
A party insider has...
“These Knives Are So Blunt” Says Housemate That Puts Them In Dishwasher Every Single Night
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A local woman has once again pretended to be left dumb founded by a relatively well known fact.
French Quarter share-house resident Bianca...
Carmy Returns For 3rd Season To Shatter Romantic Stereotypes About Chefs Being Suave
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The third season of Disney+ and FX’s drama series ‘The Bear’ has returned to screen to rewrite the script on the hospitality industry.
The...
Wimbledon Offers Perfect Opportunity To Post 2019 Pimms And Strawberries Pic For 4th Time
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A local woman is today micro-dosing on dopamine to get herself through the day.
Bethany Williams is doing so by drip feeding herself...
Local Girl Faces Financial Ruin After Taking Big Unit Boyfriend Out To Sushi Train
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A local woman is today desperately trying to figure out how she is going to make ends meet, after a serious bungle last...
Woman Completes First Ever Tax Return Without Fear Of Jail After Handballing Job To Accountant
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A local woman is basking in the sweet, sweet glow of freedom today.
This comes courtesy of the good people at H&R Block, who...
Greece Introduces 6 Day Working Week, Pushing Furious Residents To Rip Off Tourists On Saturdays As Well
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The economic powerhouse of Greece have this week reminded the world why they are still global leaders when it comes to leadership of...
Cost Of Living, Housing And Energy Crises Far Less Of A Priority Than Disciplining Representative Politician
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The people in charge of running the country have today reiterated that they are focused on the big stuff.
The federal government of...
Government Just Gonna Ignore The Latest Disaster At Failing Queensland Coal Mine Apparently
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Both the Queensland and Federal Governments have shrugged this week after the latest mammoth disaster at Grosvenor Coal Mine.
“Yeah crazyyyyyyyy aye,” sighed the...
