Mate Who Refuses To Download TikTok Just Watches Them On Instagram Reels Two Weeks Later
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A local woman has today revealed an incredible life hack for those struggling with an addiction to the tiny hits of dopamine you...
Assange Calls The Police To Report A Robbery After Being Charged $7 For A Happy Hour Beer
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A homecoming North Queenslander has today been given quite a shock.
Fresh off the back of an around the world trip from the...
Girlfriend Has Absolutely Zero Issues With Her Boyfriend Staying Late At The Pub This Friday
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An unusual situation has unfolded in Betoota Heights this afternoon, as a young couple come to an eye-brow raising agreement.
With Stephanie Mckenzie and...
Bored AF Assange Kills Some Time In Canberra By Giving Questacon’s Free Fall 11th Spin For Arvo
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Julian Assange has been making the most of his new found freedom, it can be confirmed today.
After initially threatening to head back...
Assange Asks To Go Back To Prison After Landing In Canberra At 6:30pm On A Winter Wednesday Night
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A North Queensland man has enjoyed the shortest ever homecoming trip to Australia today.
Julian Assange has disappointed friends, family and the general...
Local Mum Completely Up To Date With Origin Soap Opera Ever Since The Gorgeous One Got Knocked Out
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A Betoota Grove Mum is putting the finishing touches on an elaborate cheeseboard tonight as she prepares to tuck into her...
Julian Assange Flies Back To Australia To Take Up Role As New Host of Media Watch
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The Australian Broadcasting Commission has today taken a step outside the box, and confirmed a sensational pick as the new host of Media...
Italian Mate Confirms There Is 0% Chance Of Wiping The Dolmio Grin Off His Face Today
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A local 2nd generation Italian man is walking on clouds today, it can be confirmed.
The man who makes a point of letting...
Local Man Needs A Blankie
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A local office man has today been told to get his act together.
Colleagues of Andrew Robertson (32) this morning offered up a...
Dutton Promises To Manufacture 1 Million Flying Cars In Australia By 2030
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The nation's Opposition Leader has today kick off the week with a groundbreaking new policy announcement.
Peter Dutton has fronted the media on...
