Daggy Dad Shocked To Learn His Fashionista Daughter Has Stolen His Look
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A Flight Path District father of three has once again been left confused by this younger generation.
Berrick Burns (56) from our town's...
Dutton Announces New High-Speed Rail Policy Which He Says Will Be Fully Operational By 2031
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has kept the hits playing, by revealing a mind bending new policy today.
The man who just can't take...
Gazman Quickly List Company On ASX In Attempt To Trick Naive Investors Into Thinking They’re The Burrito Guys
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Some of the brightest minds in Australian fashion have today made a bold play at capturing a swathe of market share.
The people...
Red Eyed-Coworker That Keeps Yawning Is Either A Stoner Or Really Into Soccer
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Local office worker Mitch Bromfield (30) is still trying to figure out if the new guy he works with is a stoner or...
Just Stop Oil Activists Accidentally Give The Big Orange in Berri A Much Needed Recoat
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The group of activists known as the Just Stop Oil collective have today been left with their head in their hands, after a...
BOM’s ‘Feels Like’ Metric Clearly Based On A 10 Year Old Child’s Body Temp, Confirms 28YO Woman
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As the nation collectively acknowledges that it's not fucking warm, a local woman has today shed some insight into a popular weather related...
Britney Finally Vindicated After Justin Timberlake Is Arrested For Driving While InTOXICated
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Britney Spears and her global army of fans are today cheering with joy, after a major development out of New York State's ritzy...
Country Musician Removed From Record Label After Allegations He Doesn’t Drink Jack Daniels
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The Australian country music industry has today been rocked by shocking allegations from within its ranks.
One of the industry's hottest prospects has...
Hanson Demands Betoota Advocate Take Down Image Of Her Pashing A Sudanese Hunk From Ipswich
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The Betoota Advocate has today been on the receiving end of a threatening legal letter from one of Australia's most high profile politicians....
China Rules Out Future Trade Tariffs After Albo Impresses Premier Qiang With A Mad Feed At Happy’s
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today taken the international diplomacy to the next level.
With Australia currently hosting Chinese Premier Li Qiang, Albanese...
