Man Who Played Footy In A Mudbath And Then Watched 2 More Grades Before Drinking In The Clubhouse For 7 Hours Thinks He’s Coming Down With Something
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A local office guy has today revealed to The Advocate that he's worried he's picked something nasty up over the weekend.
The accountant...
Bloke Who Used To Bash Emos For Being Poofters Now Deeply Invested In Men’s Mental Health Awareness
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A former high school nightmare has undergone what appears (on the surface) to be a complete 180 in life.
Brayden Henson (29) has...
Trent Barrett (46) Predicted To Have Same Hairline As Brad Arthur (50) After 4 Years At The Eels
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The NRL's official team doctor has today dropped a bombshell revelation.
Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this morning, the doctor explained that the...
Big Four Consultant Explains His Gruelling Job Of Advising Stakeholders On Viabilities With Consideration To Factors That Can Effect Projections On Multifaceted Levels
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A homecoming Betoota Boy has faced a bit of a sticky situation today.
Returning from the big smoke for a wedding, Andy Neville...
Ex-High School Swimming Champ Still Too Traumatised From The Black Line To Enjoy Olympic Trials
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Although many 5ams have come and gone since her high school days, Airlie Wilson says she still gets jitters thinking about a certain...
Local Dad Still Working Under The Assumption That Lip Filler And Botox Are The Same Thing
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A local dad has this weekend once again been reminded that things have all gotten a little bit too fast for him.
The...
Vandalism Of King Charles Portrait First Recorded Example Of A Vegan Having A Sense Of Humour
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The world's vegans have today chalked up a rare win.
The much publicised group of people who are famous for yelling at strangers...
Clearly Unpopular French President Calls Snap Election To See If Reactionary Voters Are Bluffing
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In what can only be described as a brilliant display of political skill and a complete misreading of the public mood, French...
Local Bloke In A Stable But Critical Food Coma After Eating More Than His Mates Said He Could Eat
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A Brisbane man is recovering in hospital, after an unfortunate mishap earlier today.
Samuel Timbs (28) has been surrounded by friends and family after...
England Still Insists It’s Coming Home Despite Losing To A Country With Less People Than Geelong
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In a show of unmatched delusion, local pom Gareth Hunt (34) has once again assured friends and family that football is indeed coming...
