“We Need To Transition To Nuclear” Says Nationals MPs Whose Most Loyal Voters Would Assassinate Them If A Reactor Was Built Within 500km Of Their Property
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The National Party of Australia has kicked off a short week in style, by revealing that they are still keen to go all...
Nation Witnesses First Ever Disagreement Between A Liberal Treasurer And A News Corp Reporter
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Australia is reeling this morning after seeing proof that unicorns might exist.
The proof comes in the form of former Liberal treasurer Peter...
Journo At Centre Of Peter Costello Furore Confirmed To Be Former Italian Defender Fabio Grosso
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The saga gripping Australia's extremely concentrated mainstream media has just taken a wild turn this morning.
Former Liberal Treasurer and current Chairman of the...
Squirming Feet Protruding From Base Of Toilet Suggests Day 2 Of The Bucks Is Going To Be A Slog
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A house on Queensland's Gold Coast has this morning had an eery stillness shattered by a rather loud occurence.
With the portable Bose...
Nine Chairman Peter Costello Assaults His Way Out Of Questions About Alleged Assaults At Nine
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The former treasurer of the nation is today squirming in the Qantas Lounge, after being caught on camera doing something quite naughty.
Stepping...
Newy Provides Perfect Conditions For The Blues Girls To Avenge NSW
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The New South Wales footy gods have today decided to take matters into their own hands.
Hosting the second game in the Women's...
Parliament Replaces Question Time With Suburban Footy Club Style Kangaroo Court For More Productive Debates
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The people in charge of Australia's national law making body have decided to bring about the biggest change in the institution's history.
Those...
Isolated Amazonian Tribe That Elon Introduced To Internet Already Betting On The Dapto Dogs
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A local Amazonian man from the Marubo tribe has today spoken to The Advocate via Facetime about his new found technological freedom.
Amotawe...
Entitled Yuppie Neighbour Tries To Reinvent The Rules Of Street Parking
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There's been an escalation in the cold war plaguing one of the streets of Betoota's French Quarter this week.
Residents of La Rue...
Snobby Girlfriend Too Good For The Tuesday Frisbee Apparently
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A la-di-da local woman has raised eyebrows this evening, after dismissing her boyfriend's attempts to sort out dinner.
After a hectic start to...
