Man In Finance, Who’s Working Class, 5’7, Brown Eyes, Confirms He’s Had Enough Of This Meme
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A man working in the high rise precinct of Betoota's Old City District has today confirmed that he's had enough of a popular...
Rupert Murdoch And His Groomsmen Get EPIC Budgy Smugglers Pic On Wedding Day
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Australia's favourite media mogul has celebrated his big day in style over the weekend.
Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has shared candid photos of his...
Media Company That Harbours Convicted Racists And Drunks Furious A Real Journalist Has An Opinion
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News Corp is today doing its very best to distract from the fact they are a failing business who had to once again...
British PM Sunak Hits The Paintball Course To Prove How Much Fun National Service Could Be
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Embattled English Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has today hit the campaign trail ready for battle!
Joining a local stag do on a farm...
Rishi Sunak’s Advisors Propose The Black Mirror Play In Desperate Attempt To Improve His Image
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British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is today mulling up a breathtaking play to capture the voting population's attention.
Lagging in the polls and...
Gina Rinehart Offers To Bail Out Melbourne Rebels If They Agree That Painting Should Be Taken Down
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Gina Rinehart, the Patron saint of underfunded Australian sports has today revealed her next passion project.
The billionaire at birth has confirmed to...
Office Guy Who’s Been Intermittently Fasting For 2 Weeks Now Ready To Take On Alone Australia
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A man who turns up to an office in Betoota's Old City District 3 or 4 days a week, has today revealed he's...
Albo Under Pressure To Condemn Netanyahu After Instagram Models Educate Their Tradie Followers About What’s Happening In Gaza
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Australia’s Prime Minister is this week facing mounting pressure to take a stance on the situation in Gaza.
After spending the last few months...
Catholic Church At Risk Of Being Cancelled As 87-Year-Old South American Man Makes Homophobic Slur
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The Catholic Church is in crisis mode today, as the organisation faces its greatest existential threat yet.
This comes after the 87-year-old bloke...
Madge Breaks In His Blues Squad By Taking Them Down To Blaxland Tav To Stir Up Some Locals
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The new coach of the Blues has kicked this week's Origin Camp off with a bang, the Betoota Rat can confirm.
Coming off...
