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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report commissioned by the nation's peak scientific body has found that the bloated old Pommie fuckheads in the Marylebone Cricket Club (MCC) that abused members of the Australian cricket team in their fancy room can have a fucking sook. Earlier this morning local time, the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) published...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact NSW Premier Chris Minns has declined the opportunity to criticize Gladys Berejiklian this afternoon, despite the NSW Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) finding her guilty of "serious corruption" and multiple abuses of power. Mr. Minns addressed the media today on a Sydney Ferry, where he announced his intention to address the issues plaguing the city's...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mum has today heard some tough news, after receiving a devastating update about a couple of her former heartthrobs from back in the day.  Dianne Paul (57) from the project home capital of Betoota Heights informed The Advocate today that she was crushed to hear that the Full Monty reboot won’t actually feature any of ‘those hunky...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Look out!  We are on here, it can be confirmed today.  The confirmation comes through this afternoon, after a local mate turned up to a BBQ and footy sesh with a case of the Gold Woodies.  Named after the Kentucky region they came from, the Gold Reserve Woodstock’s are the creme de la creme of Bourbon mixer drink range - and...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Moaning when he eats is just something Martin Harris does—and always has done. Which is why some in his life are questioning what else he gets up to when nobody is looking. Over lunch today at Yum Yai, a popular French Quarter eatery, the 31-year-old licked his lips as he perused the menu in plain...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation's dodgiest multinationals have today moved to secure a big new name for their company. PWC (Professional Whitecollar Corruption) have revealed they've thrown their hat in the ring to sign Gladys Berejiklian on a big money deal. The former Premier of NSW who engaged in 'seriously corrupt' conduct while in charge of the state of...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Kluger-driving-mother-of-four has quoted the immortal bard this morning as she prepares to re-enter the bowels of hell in her quest to get tickets to Taylor Swift after the American capitalist added two extra shows to her local tour. Speaking to The Advocate as she fed a handful of 5.56mm rounds into a magazine while...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has been dragged back to her bad girl days when she was taking a country fuckboi by the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) after the details of the watchdog's investigation into their relationship was published today. The ICAC found that Hot Mess Gladys was "seriously corrupt" in her dealings with...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights mother has secured four tickets in the Taylor Swift presale today, but it has come at a huge personal cost. Cair Granger hasn't had a beer since 1996. This afternoon, she's had a pint. "I don't know why, I just needed to have a drink, and this was the first thing I saw,"...

STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT White Lotus! Euphoria! Succession! The Idol?  In a stunning turn of events, HBO's much-anticipated series, ‘The Idol,’ has left audiences with a resounding applaud of silence. After months of hype and anticipation, viewers were left with the overall feeling of ‘the ick’ after watching The Idol. Unsure if they’d watched a drama series or a leaked tape of Lily-Rose...