Tissue Thrown Onto Sydney Train Track Derails Entire Public Transport System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Things have gone from bad to worse for Sydney commuters today.
In an unfortunate series of events that epitomise why Sydney is the...
“There’s A Couple Thousand Schooners With My Name On Em” Says Headmaster After Big Book Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local headmaster is treating himself to a 5 o'clock shower this afternoon it can be confirmed.
The principal of Betoota Base Public...
Hell Yeah: The Missus Is Going Out For Dinner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In riveting news out of the Flight Path District this evening, a recently married local fitter and turner has arrived home to learn...
Dutton Vows To Protect Australia By Deporting Rural Abattoir Worker And His Well-Liked Family
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
One of the few young families keen to relocate to a drought and flood stricken meatworks town out the back of Gladstone are...
Local Apprentice Pretty Low On Energy For Someone Who Drinks Two 500ML Cans Of V Before Smoko
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local construction worker, Kyler Tripp (22), has marvelled his boss and coworkers today with his apparent immunity to the effects that excessive caffeine...
Albo Accused Of Selling Out His Own People As Labor Backs New Law Limiting Cash Sales To $10k
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today been labelled a sell-out to his own kind. And no we aren't talking about Labor left faction,...
Anti-Abortion Protestors Worry New Bill Will Limit Amount Of Kids Their Priests Have Access To
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Anti-abortion protestors in harbourside city of Sydney are re-focusing this morning, after being disappointed by the decision of the Victorian Court of Appeal...
Local Bushie Reckons He Was A Bit Of Les Norton Back In The Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
One local cattleman from the back country of Queensland, who has a vague history of playing a relatively high standard of rugby league,...
Bega Cheese Cubes Pointlessly Served Alongside The Crackers They Destroy
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local man has been satisfied and annoyed at the same time today after he loaded up a bickie with a cube of...
Pastry Crumbs Scattered On Boyfriend’s Seat Indicate He’s Spoiled Another Dinner Date
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local chippy has been betrayed by a delicious, freshly baked meat pie from Brooke’s Bakery this afternoon after the perfectly flaky crust...
